Ahhh!!! Holy Spontaneous Generation - Found An Unknown Fish in My Tank!!!

[Neo_Ta]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Thanks for the laugh I needed it.

What a strange hobby we have here!!

[RicksReefs]

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[Reefer] Yea Im hoping a fish will pop out!
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shouldn't that read "poop out"

[Technobuyer]

WOW! Learn something new everyday!!

[Chad]

I don't feel so good.

[Special K]

Not as interesting as your Rectal Insertion Fish (RIF)but I had a 1 inch translucent looking fish show up in my Acro.

Anyone know the name of this little guy? He/She wont'leave the
Acro. Sorry, no pic available.

[seasquirt]

Originally posted by Reefraff

Another thought, after the fish finishes with the cuke, is he a eunuch?

Actually, can't cukes regenerate their internal organs? (Sorry to go "geek" in an otherwise hilarious thread!)

[Squidman]

ROTFLMAO! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. I really hope my boss doesn't come in to ask what's so funny. That is the strangest, funniest, grossest, thing I've read on this board. :fun1:


cuke

buttfish

[Newreeflady]

This is SOOO funny!! You guys crack me up!

I'm as weirded out as you are. The oddest part I read about it is that it spends it's entire juvenille life in the cukes, um, butt... Then, when it is adult, it only goes 'in' when it feels threatened.

I tried taking pics with my substandard digi cam, but being it was dark, and the fish is clear, well, I didn't get a pic

Angela's cuke porn site! looolololllololololol!!!!!!!

My friend was like, maybe it's the tangs baby, a tang wrasse... and I thought that was funny, this is a RIOT!

I'll be keeping my eyes open at night to see if he comes out every night. He didn't seem too shy, I stared and shot pics and pointed my flashlight and everything, and the fish still didn't swim away. If this becomes a nightly thing, maybe I can charge admission, and we can all sit around waiting for him to enter the cukes butt!

lol!

Angela.

[Sylock]

Very interesting ... good quotes for sigs in this thread ...

[Siddroww]

My kids are alot like these pearl fish , they are always up my butt .


" Hey man , did something crawl up your butt and die ? "


" no dude , that was my cuke , I swear "


Whats up his butt ? ............................



OK , I'll be going now .

[SaltwaterSensei]

What if You start a new symbiosis trend??

First it was clowns and anemones,

Then it was Goby's and pistal shrimp.

NOW its cucumbers and "Angela's Gonad eating Butt fish" and cucumber......


Now I'm going to try and buy the biggest cucumber I can find and hope for the best

[Hemmie]

Angela.
My guess is that if you try to sell that thing on eBay, they'll ban it.

Is there a ButtFish category?]

"Gonad eating buttfish for sale. Tank, house, yard, kids, included cuz I'm MOVING"

I WON'T be the highest bidder. I'm all for anything interesting and unusual, but that fish needs a shrink, and BAD.

I'm afraid to look in my tank. As a matter of fact, if I see my fish pooping, I'm turning the lights out.

Forever.

[saltwaterfishlover]

Stand by to feel your flesh creep as we examine the lifestyle of a seaslug which turns inside-out all your ideas about the way things are done in polite society. The sea cucumber breathes through its anus, entertains visitors in its anus, and if it doesn't
like the look of you it projects its anal plumbing in your face. When it's really under pressure it disembowels itself. Laura Woodward has been looking into sea cucumbers, literally.

http://www.divernet.com/biolog/cucu1097.htm
http://www.divernet.com/safety/talkph699.htm
http://www.hoala.org/marine%20biology/pearlfish.html

The Pearlfish (Encheliophus homei) takes advantage of the sea cucumber's ever growing innards. This long pencil-like scaleless fish lives inside sea cucumbers, nibbling on their intestines, which continually re-grow. The fish gets inside through the cucumber’s anus, screwing itself in, backwards, sharp tail first. Cheeky people sometimes call it the Assfish! This is probably why a few sea cucumbers have teeth around their anus!

[hiddendragonet]

Hey, did anyone see the preview for the new Pixar movie about a reef with a hippo tang and a clownfish as the main characters? I just saw on their website that Angela's gonad eating buttfish is making an hilarious cameo!

[baron_vonklyff]

Originally posted by seasquirt
Actually, can't cukes regenerate their internal organs? (Sorry to go "geek" in an otherwise hilarious thread!)

Now that is a truely nasty thought. Some critter crawls up your butt and starts munching on your family jewels. You, the lucky meal have the (mis)fortune to be capable of regenerating said gonads. They grow back, they get eaten, they grow back, they get eaten....perpetual gonad munching. This is a truely insidious fishy, and a perpetually tortured cuke.

[BOTR]

What if You start a new symbiosis trend??

SYMBIOTIC??????? ARE YOU KIDDING????? Hehe tell that to the poor cucumber! If I had something in my but eating my gonads I know I wouldn't classify that as symbiosis!

[Nek]

I finally found what I wish to have my worst enemy re-encarnated as.... A Pearl Buttfish... ...Thats great, living in an ***, and eating nuts.

[Brad Gardner]

I've got to unsubscribe to this thread...my co-workers think I'm crazy for all the laughing I am doing with each post.

[Nuuance]

Originally posted by baron_vonklyff


Now that is a truely nasty thought. Some critter crawls up your butt and starts munching on your family jewels. You, the lucky meal have the (mis)fortune to be capable of regenerating said gonads. They grow back, they get eaten, they grow back, they get eaten....perpetual gonad munching. This is a truely insidious fishy, and a perpetually tortured cuke.

What level of Dante's Hell is that anyway? It's gotta be one of the worst.

[Hemmie]

Now here's a thought to make everyone sleep a little better---what if this fish, as with mud skippers or octopuses or eels, gets out of the tank and starts crawling around looking for a new home?

I happen to be home alone, painting my bathroom. I wish I hadn't read that, I keep hearing things and looking behind me. I've checked the cover on my tank about 50 times.

Angela..where do you live? Can ButtFish crawl long distances?

I'm gonna go put diapers on my dogs and cats just in case.

[Cakepro]

Originally posted by Tank

SYMBIOTIC??????? ARE YOU KIDDING????? Hehe tell that to the poor cucumber! If I had something in my but eating my gonads I know I wouldn't classify that as symbiosis!

Heh heh heh...maybe the cucumber LIKES it!

~ Sherri

[Stix]

Yea, it's on the Coming Attractions of Monsters Inc. on Home video. It's coming out in the spring/summer. I think it's called finding nemo? What I've seen of it, it's a hippo tang and a clownfish in the reef.

Originally posted by hiddendragonet
Hey, did anyone see the preview for the new Pixar movie about a reef with a hippo tang and a clownfish as the main characters? I just saw on their website that Angela's gonad eating buttfish is making an hilarious cameo!

[Mescalito]

I'm just looking forward to when this thread is buried in the archives and I have to search, "Angela'sANDButt"

[Anemone]

From one of saltwaterfishlover's links:

When Pearl fish leaves the cucumber to feed, they follow a chemical scent that leads them back to the cucumber's anus.

Okay, this may have been more info than I really needed...the fish follows the smell back to the cuke's butt.....eeeew, gross!

Kevin

[matt_rogers]

After this thread I think we can coin a new sex term for the fetish community: "perl fishing."
lol.