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09/28/2007, 05:15 PM
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It's a.....J O K E.....people !!!
Detroit, MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
Wayne County Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning thatdomestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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09/28/2007, 07:35 PM
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I liked it LOL!
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09/28/2007, 07:59 PM
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LOL, i will take the Lions over my winless Dolphins (0-3).
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09/28/2007, 11:38 PM
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Yep, I've been a hard core Dolphins fan since the days of Bob Greese and Uva Von Schamman. If they don't drive you to prozac, nothing will.
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09/29/2007, 01:41 AM
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The season is early, but we Dolphin fans are well into the second decade.
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09/29/2007, 09:37 AM
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How bout them Cowboys ! ? ! ?
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10/02/2007, 01:24 PM
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Update now (0-4) |
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10/02/2007, 05:22 PM
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10/02/2007, 06:08 PM
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Don't be a HATER !
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That is a good one!!!
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