You might be a reefneck

[Mufasafish]

You might be a reefneck if.....

Your wife asks you to stop by the store on the way home from work to buy salt and you bring home a 5 gallon bucket.

[Johnsteph10]

You might be a reefneck if....

The police have ever come by to investigate that "bright blue glow" coming from your windows.

[Gobydude777]

If you wonder why people give you strange looks when you tell them, "I'am totally into reefing" or "I love the colors from my LPS" (people might think you mean LSD) and maybe "I need more bulbs for my grow-out tank." You might be a ReefNeck.

[cee]

...if the cops come to your door wondering if you're growing something other than acros...

[MR clown]

if you ever thought about making a swimming pool into a giant tank, you might be a reef neck.

[mike4271]

If the wallpaper on your cellphone is your 150

You might be a reefneck.


Yes, I do.

[kbmdale]

hahaha.. those were good...


If leave your best friends daughters graduation because you forgot to top off the tank....You might be a reefneck


lol

really tho

[tekknoschtev]

Originally posted by sulp
You might be a reefneck....

If when visiting your grandmother in the hospital you are more interested in stealing an IV drip line to use for your auto top off.

... when visiting your great aunt in the nursing home, you critique the saltwater setups they have, and pry open the cabinet to look at their equipment.

[kbmdale]

If the contractor looks at you funny when you tell him to use green board instead of sheetrock in your house.....


You are seriously a reefneck.

[jun_celis]

...If you have a dedicated website just for your tanks!

[reefD]

if any ussual sounds come from your tank at night and you subconcious recognises it...and it worries you in a dream....you might be a.....................

[Freed]

If you wander around Wal Mart, Lowes or Home Depot aimlessly trying to find cheap doo dads and parts that just may work in place of that hi dollar item from the fish store...

You just might be a reefneck.

[LukFox]

You might be a reefneck...

...if your parents gave you a choice between a large reef and a car, and you chose to set up the reef.

[reefD]

this is good! lots of laughs

[kbmdale]

Originally posted by reefD
if any ussual sounds come from your tank at night and you subconcious recognises it...and it worries you in a dream....you might be a.....................

OMG That's Kris to a T!!!!! He bolts outta bed at least once a night going "OMG, OMG, OMG" while running to the tank(which is in our bedroom) thinking the dam thing is overflowing!!!!
Buts it's never happened yet! LOL Hope that makes ya'll laugh 'cuse it really irks me
Bree

[woowoodengy]

you might be a reefneck

if you tell your wife to go ahead and buy that purse and shoes because you feel gilty about your new sps colony.(i did)

if you have 1/4 hose running under your threashhold's for your auto top off

if your armpits are salty

if you took your GFCI out of your bathroom to use on your tank (no i did not)

if you are always looking to improve your setup

if you can hear your tank from another floor

if you skiiped work to work on your tank

if you are still on rc at 4am and have to wake up for work at 7am

if you never took your digital camera outside

if you wish you live in california to get all the cool corals

if your lfs asks you for advice

if your not an elecrician but can wire a mh lamp in 10 min

if you park your car outside and have a garadge (due to sumps etc...)

if your dream is to open a lfs (lol.)

[gatohoser]

If you've ever gone into a hardware store asking for something and when asked what you wanted it for you found it was easier to say you were trying to grow pot than to tell them the truth.......you might be a reefneck

[woowoodengy]

Originally posted by gatohoser
If you've ever gone into a hardware store asking for something and when asked what you wanted it for you found it was easier to say you were trying to grow pot than to tell them the truth.......you might be a reefneck

isn't that the truth lol

[reefD]

thats hilarious....im still here and have to work at 7

[woowoodengy]

Originally posted by reefD
thats hilarious....im still here and have to work at 7

time to go to sleep reefd

[Freed]

I'm still up and going home in about 45 minutes to an hour I hope.

[reefD]

yeah u r right woowoo...but i ussually run on 3 hrs...have insomnia on the reg.

[Snooker]

if they think you're a terrorist at the hardware store when you tell them you're building a phosphate reactor

I'm sure i'm on some FBI list somewhere

[NwG]

You may be a reefneck if....

Your LFS stops going to the coral wholesaler and just comes to your house..

You sit up late at night eyeballing your neighbors power line...

You consider moveing from your 3 bed 3 bath townhouse with full ocean view to a giant warehouse... just cuz you could have "all those tanks"

When building a new house 99% of the house design goes to the tank and fish room...

You cry when you eat sushi...

You carry around a bottle of vinager in your car to see if those rocks are CA based...

The words "nemo" and "dori' are considered worse than the "F" word....

You can honestly tell the people at the LFS that your skimmer is bigger than theris...

[reefD]

ok another one


when your suction clip( for what ever) will not stay put and it drives you crazy to the point where you watch it and replace it in its right! spot constantly and finally (after much crazy behavior) go out and replace it...
you might be a reefneck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1