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Old 10/29/2002, 04:23 PM
hiddendragonet hiddendragonet is offline
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Gonad Eating Buttfish, TEEEE HEEE heee hee hee heee..!!! Aaa haaahhaa hahahah aaaaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOoooooo oo.... Ehha!!! Heheheheheh!! Snort...chuckle...sniff........sniff.. Ahem. Sniff. AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaahahahhahhahh HAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAH!!!.... Oo. Boy....snicker snicker.. Scccc haaahahahahha!!!

Whew.. Pull it together... BUTTFISH HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA!!!!















God bless toilet humor.













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Old 10/29/2002, 04:27 PM
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Oh, and by the way, Angela, you definitely have to change your sig to list your inhabitants!

65g
Tang
Goby
Gonad Eating Buttfish
8 Snails
160 hermits
etc.

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Old 10/29/2002, 04:45 PM
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Oh, and by the way, Angela, you definitely have to change your sig to list your inhabitants!

65g
Tang
Goby
Gonad Eating Buttfish
8 Snails
160 hermits
etc.

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm cracking up, I just got to catch up on this thread again, boy is it ever humorous!!! My coworkers are gonna thing i'm on drugs or something!! lololol!!!!!

Angela (keeper of the gonad eating buttfish!) hahahahaha
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Old 10/29/2002, 05:02 PM
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Stand by to feel your flesh creep as we examine the lifestyle of a seaslug which turns inside-out all your ideas about the way things are done in polite society. The sea cucumber breathes through its anus, entertains visitors in its anus, and if it doesn't like the look of you it projects its anal plumbing in your face. When it's really under pressure it disembowels itself.
YES!!!!! And to think I was having a hard time coming up with an idea of what to dress up as for Halloween. Mystery SOLVED!!!!

Paul.
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Old 10/29/2002, 05:08 PM
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Mushroom Boy - That is takin too far. i think I'm gonna be sick now.
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Old 10/29/2002, 05:30 PM
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YES!!!!! And to think I was having a hard time coming up with an idea of what to dress up as for Halloween. Mystery SOLVED!!!!

Paul.

Paul ,

You gonna be the gonad eating buttfish or the cucumber ?
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Old 10/29/2002, 05:36 PM
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You know what else would be a good idea? The animated "Welcome to Reef Central!!" thing with the fish that swims across that mods welcome new members with should be changed to say "Welcome to Reef Central- Home of Newreeflady's Gonad-Eating Buttfish!"


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Old 10/29/2002, 05:38 PM
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the cucumber likes...... don't deny it....


But seriously, what does teh cuke do? like just let it go in and out(oh gease) ???
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Old 10/29/2002, 05:49 PM
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You know what else would be a good idea? The animated "Welcome to Reef Central!!" thing with the fish that swims across that mods welcome new members with should be changed to say "Welcome to Reef Central- Home of Newreeflady's Gonad-Eating Buttfish!"



That would be great , then the fish could swim up a cukes butt instead of just going off screen .
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Old 10/29/2002, 05:56 PM
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But seriously, what does teh cuke do? like just let it go in and out(oh gease) ??? [/B]
Sort of like an open door policy?
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Old 10/29/2002, 06:02 PM
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Sort of like an open door policy?



HAHHAHA, open door polocy!
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Old 10/29/2002, 06:19 PM
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What ever you do, don't flush this guy down your toilet.

I just see him swimming back up stream...

...looking for a new home...
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Old 10/29/2002, 06:23 PM
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You gonna be the gonad eating buttfish or the cucumber ?
I was going to go as the cucumber and have The Bride of Mushroom Boy go as the gonad eating butt fish. Oh my God, did I just say that?
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Old 10/29/2002, 06:25 PM
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^^ OUCH! ^^

I can just imagine the look on the face of an LFS employee when asked," Do you have any Gonad-Eating Buttfish w/ host in stock?"
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Old 10/29/2002, 06:30 PM
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Wow!

Now, the new Tank of the Month candidates will not be complete without the elusive ButtFish/cucumber symbiotic relationship.

And then I think of the person that is going to go to his LFS looking for the cucumber/fish relationship... "Well, could you squeeze that one, then, and see if a fish shoots out? How about that one? That one? No fish? hhmmm..."

Maybe I should go squeeze my cucumber and see if a fish pops/poops its little head out.
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Old 10/29/2002, 06:59 PM
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I fall to my knees and thank the Reef Gods that it's Angela's tank and not mine.

I WILL NOT re-read this thread before I go to bed.
I can't eat.
I'm having day-mares.

What do the newbies think? Are they reading this? Do they think it's a Halloween prank? Have they pulled their memberships and surfed en masse to another board where sanity reigns?

The BIG question is can Angela sleep?

I swear I'd nail my tank cover down with roofing nails and caulk every single opening. I'd STILL lay awake and jump every time I heard a splash. (or a soft whoosh)

Please let this thread die...please let this thread die....or at least keep me from being compelled to read anymore....please.........
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Old 10/29/2002, 07:01 PM
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I'm suprised no one has mentioned the candiru fish, of the Amazon.
YIKES!

-Brett
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Old 10/29/2002, 07:20 PM
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Hemmie, you're a riot!! nail the hood down and caulk it, lolol!!!

I'm actually intrigued, it's, interestingly gross, ya know?

Angela.
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Old 10/29/2002, 07:25 PM
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This thread is kind of like a really bad traffic accident.

It's disgusting but you just can't make yourself look away.
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Old 10/29/2002, 07:58 PM
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Beerguy, I was going to post the exact same thing.

Angela..I give you credit. I'm the one who gets all disgusted by the bristle worms in my tank, and just about faint if I see a nasty crab. I have to walk AROUND the perimeter of the room, glancing into the tank from a distance, till the thing disappears.

Was it you who had the gigantic flatworm stuck to the glass? I mean, the thing was almost 9 feet long, right?

That's when the For Sale sign would go up. Not on the tank...on my HOUSE. I'm out. The Flatworms and Crabs and ButtCrawlers can have it.

I want a nice tank with little sweet colorful fishies, maybe a delicate coral or two. Not a tank with red eyed monster crabs, 9 foot flatworms, bone crushing mantis shrimp and butt crawling, anus living, transparent-so-you-can-see-their-organs pearl fish mating in some poor unsuspecting cucumbers backside, forgoing the post coitus cigarette for a gonad snack.

Talk about a Scary Movie. We got the script right here.

I need a Valium.
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Old 10/29/2002, 10:00 PM
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Must not let thread die. If die, I no laugh. If I no laugh, I not look board no more. Need laugh to get through day at work. Please, keep thread alive.
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Old 10/29/2002, 10:12 PM
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Beerguy, I was going to post the exact same thing.

Angela..I give you credit. I'm the one who gets all disgusted by the bristle worms in my tank, and just about faint if I see a nasty crab. I have to walk AROUND the perimeter of the room, glancing into the tank from a distance, till the thing disappears.

Was it you who had the gigantic flatworm stuck to the glass? I mean, the thing was almost 9 feet long, right?

That's when the For Sale sign would go up. Not on the tank...on my HOUSE. I'm out. The Flatworms and Crabs and ButtCrawlers can have it.

I want a nice tank with little sweet colorful fishies, maybe a delicate coral or two. Not a tank with red eyed monster crabs, 9 foot flatworms, bone crushing mantis shrimp and butt crawling, anus living, transparent-so-you-can-see-their-organs pearl fish mating in some poor unsuspecting cucumbers backside, forgoing the post coitus cigarette for a gonad snack.

Talk about a Scary Movie. We got the script right here.

I need a Valium.

hahahah!!! You DO need a Valium! I am so facinated by the worms and stuff I can't imagine not putting my face to the glass daily, and reaching in the tank all the time. Yeah, the flatworm was cool! I never saw it again, though. You make my tank sound like a nightmare, lololol!! I enjoy it's uniqueness, though (welll, I could do w/o the mantis, i'll try to get 'em when I move things to the 90g)

Angela.
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Old 10/29/2002, 10:59 PM
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I'm suprised no one has mentioned the candiru fish, of the Amazon.
YIKES!

-Brett
I was thinking the same thing. Of all the gross, nasty, just plain WRONG things, the candiru fish takes the cake.
I think I would much prefer to be a cuke with a fish up the butt, to a human with a fish up the pito!
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Old 10/30/2002, 01:36 AM
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I wonder if we could find three of four more of these and get them to school together.

You know you're doing something right when your cucumber poops out a perfectly healthy fish. Keep up the good work Angela.
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Old 10/30/2002, 01:52 AM
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I wonder if we could find three of four more of these and get them to school together.

You know you're doing something right when your cucumber poops out a perfectly healthy fish. Keep up the good work Angela.
lol!!!

angela.
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