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03/24/2007, 07:33 PM
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Should I release my primates before PETA posts ???
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03/24/2007, 08:00 PM
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I'm much relieved to learn that is a bottle of grape pop. I always thought it was a Budweiser bottle and you were promoting drinking bad beer.
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03/24/2007, 08:16 PM
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To quote Dougs previous reply, "Thats fighting talk"
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03/24/2007, 08:31 PM
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Nah, I wouldn't let anyone from PETA in my car
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03/24/2007, 10:01 PM
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people from PETA shouldn't be driving anyway.
oil is an animal byproduct...
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03/24/2007, 10:07 PM
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 You haven't joined the "Save the Corn" group have you ?
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03/24/2007, 10:21 PM
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yes.
we must save the corn then irradiate it for 4-5 minutes. until it's insides rupture, hissing and screaming as the steam of it's cooked innards escapes. then salt the wounds lightly and pour hot buttery oil on them. then eat them. got a toothpick?
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03/24/2007, 10:27 PM
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Ok, now think about running the corn through a cow first. You know have her eat it first then collect it on the other end when it comes out. Then:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by RicksReefs [B]yes. we must save the corn then irradiate it for 4-5 minutes. until it's insides rupture, hissing and screaming as the steam of it's cooked innards escapes. then salt the wounds lightly and pour hot buttery oil on them. Now you have POOPCORN!
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03/25/2007, 06:04 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Misled
[B]Ok, now think about running the corn through a cow first. You know have her eat it first then collect it on the other end when it comes out. Then: Quote:
i need more salt on my bowl of poop, please. and poop...errr, i mean pop...me another cold one.
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03/25/2007, 06:37 AM
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03/25/2007, 08:02 AM
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03/25/2007, 09:07 AM
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if I had standards, I'd be offended
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03/25/2007, 09:20 AM
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Nah, I doubt that. Maybe it's me, I just can't get my mind wrapped around this whole new concept of offended
 I guess I live in my own little world...but that's ok, they know me here.
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03/25/2007, 09:49 AM
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you obviously suffer from IDC syndrome.
symptoms include a marked disregard for caring what someone whom you've never met, will likely never meet, and never knew existed 5 minutes ago, will think of a cartoon monkey driving a car and carrying a beverage. with any luck, I Don't Care Syndrome is contagious...
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03/25/2007, 10:17 AM
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Oh no, I care all right. This is in RL too. What I don't get is this whole offended thing. I've been at various times; insulted, disgusted, revolted, perhaps angered at things. But this offended seems to include the requirement of action on the part of others to remove the existence of said stimuli from the offended parties reality.
I know the rest of the world has embraced this concept and it is my job to make it so...just I don't understand it.
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03/25/2007, 11:15 AM
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that's kinda what I meant.
I know I've (at various times); disgusted, revolted, and perhaps angered a few people over the years. they were apparently all able to move on with life... 
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03/25/2007, 12:57 PM
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so you haven't moved on to revolted yet?
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03/25/2007, 01:11 PM
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I lie in wait for someone to say it makes them nauseous...I am so ready!
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