|
#26
|
|||
|
|||
I believe it is still illegal to tie up a camel to a hitching post in Lawton OK.
Just another odd fact. Camels still run wild in Oklahoma, in the northern dunes of the Great Salt Plains, where the US Cavalry left them after deciding they were not the ticket to open the desert southwest. And I own page 2!
__________________
Sk8r "Make haste slowly." ---Augustus. "If anything CAN go wrong, it will, and at the worst possible moment."---St. Murphy. |
#27
|
|||
|
|||
It is illegal in Lexington Kentucky to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
You are also not considered publicly intoxicated until "you can not safely hold onto the ground". HAHA! I can not wait to move back home.
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#28
|
|||
|
|||
Indiana- It is unlawful to take a bath in the winter time
North Dakota- Still legal to shoot indians from a covered wagon
__________________
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for his brother............. Here's to those before us, those of us, and those after us............ |
#29
|
|||
|
|||
* Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
* One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. * It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. * It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. * Dogs may not molest cars. (Fort Thomas) * By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." (Lexington) * A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. (Owensboro)
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#30
|
|||
|
|||
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 436.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#31
|
|||
|
|||
# Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).
# All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948) # No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table, unless such minor shall have first displayed an identification card containing his name, age, photograph, and the signature of his parents or guardian. The minor shall keep such identification card on his person, and it shall be subject to inspection at any time by any peace officer. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall keep and maintain a registration book in which each minor shall sign. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall supply a blank identification card to each parent or guardian who makes request for same. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than ten ($10) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100) for each offense. -KRS 436.320 (Passed 1893; Amended in 1954, Ky. Acts ch. 232, sec. 1) # Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars." - KRS 436.140 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#32
|
|||
|
|||
Here's a good one for Oklahoma (where I work).
Beer is 3.2% alcohol by volume and considered "non intoxicating". I don't know how many DUI's I've done because people have been drinking a "non intoxicating" beverage. Go figure. It is also illegal to spit on the sidewalk (don't know how many times I've done that).
__________________
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. |
#33
|
|||
|
|||
my beer is 5%
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#34
|
|||
|
|||
Amazing the laws that are still on the books!
__________________
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for his brother............. Here's to those before us, those of us, and those after us............ |
#35
|
|||
|
|||
oh yeah and normally 4 of us go through 5 cases.
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#36
|
|||
|
|||
Quote:
|
#37
|
|||
|
|||
Oklahoma is still a little behind on the beer. Last time I went on a tour (anheuser-Busch in St. Louis somewhere in the '90's) and asked about their 3.2 I was laughed at. That is what I normally buy so I'm guessing they just stamp 3.2 to make Oklahoma happy.
__________________
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. |
#38
|
|||
|
|||
hehe. yeppers. but yes we do like to party hard and go through some beer.
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#39
|
|||
|
|||
Oh man... I can't believe I read this whole thread. I am going to go hang myself now and see in what order my senses go....
|
#40
|
|||
|
|||
LOL! yes I was bored. but it was amusing...
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#41
|
|||
|
|||
And these are the things that kept us out of the really good schools!
__________________
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for his brother............. Here's to those before us, those of us, and those after us............ |
#42
|
|||
|
|||
Ah yes... but we do have the booze stores where we can buy the good stuff. Not that I like the hard booze, but can buy the good beer there. Although..... a little crown and water never hurt anyone.
__________________
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. |
#43
|
|||
|
|||
Crown and coke.
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#44
|
|||
|
|||
Morgan & Coke or Vanilla Stoli & Coke
__________________
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for his brother............. Here's to those before us, those of us, and those after us............ |
#45
|
|||
|
|||
Crown and Coke!!!!!
SACRALIDGE (or however you spell it, I'm hopped up on cold meds). Crown should ONLY be consumed with water, good water, not tap.
__________________
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. |
#46
|
|||
|
|||
yes with coke. it tastes like candy. i do like rum and coke too. thats it pretty much for mixed drinks. haha. now straight shots and a case a beer and i am set ta go. no fruity prissy stuff here.
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
#47
|
|||
|
|||
I like you better every minute pipedream!!
__________________
Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for his brother............. Here's to those before us, those of us, and those after us............ |
#48
|
|||
|
|||
I used to like Crown till i tried Wild Turkey.. Much more alcohol content...
|
#49
|
|||
|
|||
Snake bites are it for me.
|
#50
|
|||
|
|||
Quote:
__________________
The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. |
|
|