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Old 05/03/2007, 09:27 AM
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- Remove it??? I just want you to change the batteries in it!!!



- I'm ordering you a Mexican dinner tray. Please stay pointed in a safe direction for the next 2 to 3 hours.




w00t!!!! Getting a 2 on a colon missile thread has gotta be worth some bonus points.
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:28 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:31 AM
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i wanna know, what happens to these projectiles once they are removed? did he get to take it home with him and joey, how many pairs of rubber gloves did you put on to deal with this??
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:43 AM
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Geez, when I said "shove up your ***, I didn't think you would take me literally.
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Old 05/03/2007, 09:57 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 10:05 AM
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"The warning label said NOTHING about this.... can I sue?"
Why am I surprised this kind of product liability suit hasn't been in the news... ... ... YET?
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Old 05/03/2007, 10:14 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 10:23 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 11:39 AM
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"Honest, Doc, he told me it was a gerbil"!!!!!!

I don't want the prize, either!!!

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Old 05/03/2007, 11:52 AM
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Old 05/03/2007, 12:09 PM
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Old 05/03/2007, 12:33 PM
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The label is blacked out, but still readable.
One question, Joey: Why does it say "Do Not Remove"???
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Old 05/03/2007, 01:03 PM
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It keeps going and going

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Old 05/03/2007, 03:58 PM
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:17 PM
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Remove it??? I just want you to change the batteries in it!!!
Ding ding ding. We have a winner!

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The label is blacked out, but still readable. One question, Joey: Why does it say "Do Not Remove"???
I made a copy of the x-ray for my medical student/resident teaching files. The label is placed over patient identifying information with the instructions "Do not remove" to protect the "innocent."
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:34 PM
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:40 PM
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The label is blacked out, but still readable.
One question, Joey: Why does it say "Do Not Remove"???
It says, "do not return". I guess that means Dr Joey is keeping it!
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:49 PM
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Re: Re: Honest, Doc! I sat on it, I swear!
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Is this the winning entry?
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Originally posted by joeychitwood
Ding ding ding. We have a winner!
C'mon Doc...

Not even runner up status for "Is this the winning entry"?

That was a caption submission, not a question !

geeezzzeeee do I have to explain everything
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:50 PM
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I know I shouldn't ask but how do you "rectify" the situation? I mean do you perform surgery, use some kind of tongs or is there a natural way?
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:54 PM
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I think Joey uses rubber gloves and elbow grease
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:57 PM
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I know I shouldn't ask but how do you "rectify" the situation? I mean do you perform surgery, use some kind of tongs or is there a natural way?
Believe it or not, most people spend a day or two trying to expel the rocket, (or waiting for the batteries to die.) They then drive to an ER at least 200 miles from their home, where they often require surgery to remove the object. (On occasion, the vibrator can be snared with a wire snare, but usually the flat end won't pass through the sphincter.) It's always an uncomfortable moment watching them call their wife to explain why they won't be home for a few days.
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Old 05/03/2007, 04:58 PM
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I know I shouldn't ask but how do you "rectify" the situation? I mean do you perform surgery, use some kind of tongs or is there a natural way?
Prunes.. hot hot salsa.. 1/2 gallon of chili topped with jabenaro peppers.. 1 gallon of bad milk.. and finish it off with a bar of X-lax.


It might not actually "cure" the issue.. but it will give them a pretty darn good idea what that part of ones body is used for.

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Old 05/03/2007, 04:58 PM
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What exactly is it? Looks like a aersol can.
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Old 05/03/2007, 05:01 PM
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What exactly is it? Looks like a aerosol can.
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Old 05/03/2007, 05:03 PM
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I just don't understand what makes people think that shoving something up there is a good idea.
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