Things A Reefer Doesn't Want To Hear

kar93 · #1 12/30/2007, 09:25 AM

Ill start it off:

"your tank was noisy last night, so i turned it all off"

MrSquid · #2 12/30/2007, 09:28 AM

Phone rings while you're travelling for work.... "Honey? There's a problem with the tank"

You walk in the door at 2am after being out for the night and you hear "drip....drip....drip...." - or nothing at all.

katpurdy · #3 12/30/2007, 09:28 AM

i smell smoke...is something burning? why is there water on the floor?

Phyxius · #4 12/30/2007, 09:30 AM

My wifes least favorite thing to say and one I don`t want to hear again
"Why is the floor all wet "

atzak · #5 12/30/2007, 09:55 AM

"Daddy, I fed the fish for you"

Aquabucket · #6 12/30/2007, 10:05 AM

A phone call telling you that your tank caught on fire:

Rue · #7 12/30/2007, 10:11 AM

You win...

Phyxius · #8 12/30/2007, 10:13 AM

Quote:

You win...

I second that......

Stealth91RT · #9 12/30/2007, 10:17 AM

Yeah i would die if my tank caught on fire and turned out like that!

corals b 4 bills · #10 12/30/2007, 10:21 AM

The other night the wife woke me at 2 am from a dead sleep saying "The Powers Out go tend to your tank"

snorvich · #11 12/30/2007, 10:22 AM

At least she told you. Generators fix a LOT of problems . . .

kidako · #12 12/30/2007, 10:33 AM

I had , it was noisy so I unplugged them all !!!
The tank fire wins

MrSquid · #13 12/30/2007, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by kidako
I had , it was noisy so I unplugged them all !!!
The tank fire wins

Reminds me of when I was a little kid (6ish?) and I unplugged the sump pump in the basement so I could plug in my cassette tape player.

(for those of you without basements, your sump pump keeps your basement from becoming a fishtank)

kar93 · #14 12/30/2007, 10:48 AM

Can we get back to the topic

deansreef · #15 12/30/2007, 10:49 AM

unplug your return pump to do a water change and it never turns back on!!!!

smmscott · #16 12/30/2007, 11:08 AM

Ever hear what a baseball going through glass sounds like?

McTeague · #17 12/30/2007, 11:16 AM

"Your credit card has been declined sir"

armagedon48 · #18 12/30/2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by McTeague
"Your credit card has been declined sir"

and then the next worse thing you hear is the police arriving when you attempt to escape with your merchandise.

sniggir · #19 12/30/2007, 11:43 AM

I unpluged... the fan it was makeing alot of noise.... I was just calling to tell you that your tank is realy hot the temp thingy is reading 90..... is that bad?

at least she call me at work to ask.... right....

but the tank fire wins for sure I hope that the house was okay

Aquabucket · #20 12/30/2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by sniggir
but the tank fire wins for sure I hope that the house was okay

Over $100,000 damage due to a faulty GFI powerstrip made in China. The good thing is that no-one was injured and the insurance covered the tank but not the livestock.

Cope · #21 12/30/2007, 11:58 AM

UH....Dude you might wanna come look at this?...........

I think somthin's wrong with the tank?

Said by room mate (Heater malfunction)

Fish soup any one?

kar93 · #22 12/30/2007, 12:36 PM

"did you clean my pumps while i was gone?"
"yeah i bleached them"

tanked3333 · #23 12/30/2007, 12:39 PM

Why is that tang scratching itself daddy?

stuccodude · #24 12/30/2007, 12:42 PM

i put a cool looking crab from the fish store in your tank honey

kar93 · #25 12/30/2007, 12:44 PM

Happy Birthday, I put your present in the tank........its a pleco