2007 NCAA Football

[bluerug]

Well, i will admitt i did jump to FLA but it was pretty early on if i do recall, right after we lost to Tenn was when i went over to them, but it aint gonna be like that this year for sure. All i have to say is MATTHEW STAFFORD, AND A LITTLE WOOF WOOF. At least someone agree with me on something, Matthew is a great QB, just someone besides me surely knows that, i know Texas fans do since they wanted him so bad.

[55semireef]

Rug, Matthew Stafford is a joke. You called him a future potential heisman? Please, he only had 7 tds yet he attained 13 int. That's almost two int. per every td thrown. Again, he's a joke. He is not going to be like Tim Tebow and will never match up against is prestigue. Cubanman777, rug likes to thow out a lot of "made up" facts at you so watch out. Last year the rug predicted UGA would be in the NC and beat FLA. He is entertaining as hel$ though.

[bluerug]

Originally posted by Cubman777
No. Actually, I am pretty well learned.
But I am still laughing at your expense. So are my friends. I hope you dont mind.

Nah b/c i am doing the same, see the noles are the best at everything i have heard, even coloring in school books. They are in fact called the criminals.

But what did the fsu graduate say to the UGA graduate?

Would you like fries with that?

How do you make seminole cookies?

Put em' in a big bowl, mix with sugar, and beat for 3 hours!!!

What do you get when you go fast through Tallahassee?

A Degree from fsu.


Just a few for ya.

[Anemone]

Originally posted by bluecarpet
At least someone agree with me on something,

Why? Your seal of approval in sports is almost an ironclad guarantee of the opposite!

Kevin

[bluerug]

Originally posted by 55semireef
Rug, Matthew Stafford is a joke. You called him a future potential heisman? Please, he only had 7 tds yet he attained 13 int. That's almost two int. per every td thrown. Again, he's a joke. He is not going to be like Tim Tebow and will never match up against is prestigue. Cubanman777, rug likes to thow out a lot of "made up" facts at you so watch out. Last year the rug predicted UGA would be in the NC and beat FLA. He is entertaining as hel$ though.

And what has Tebow done? Wow he can run the ball, lets not forget he is a QB, HELLO NOT A RB.

And are you sriously joking about Stafford or what? Did the gators beat Auburn last year? Nah i dont think so, did you not see the stats from Stafford that game? Give the kid a break, he is a remarkable QB, ask anyone that knows about FB that. And its not like FLA killed us like they killed OSU, you only won by a touchdown. Tebow only had 358 yards last season with 5 touchdowns and 1 interception, yea man he is awesome, he rushed for more yards than he had thrown. Give me a break, the man can only run with the ball. Stafford threw for 1,749 yards and he did not even start most of the time. Can you do the math on that one? Thats 1,391 more yards, i would bet Tebow will not even reach that this year, maybe rushing but not passing,

[bluerug]

Lets not forget that Stafford has proven he can throw great and he can also run as well, he ran for 83 yards against Auburn with a touchdown. Percy Harvin could not even rush for that against them, not even Wynn, and forget about Tebow, he only ran for 18 yards against them.

[bluerug]

Originally posted by Anemone
Why? Your seal of approval in sports is almost an ironclad guarantee of the opposite!

Kevin

[55semireef]

Originally posted by bluecarpet
Did the gators beat Auburn last year? Nah i dont think so

Rug, before you read my post I think it's time to go take your medication...

That said, the Gators only lost to Auburn and if you did watch it you would realize how much of a sloppy game FLA played in the second half. Ok, we lost to auburn but we are SEC champs and NC. So what now? At least we didn't loose to Kentucky and Vandy.

[bluerug]

If you watched the kentucky and vandy game you will see that we played sloppy. So what now? We have this year to look forward to, its going to be a very good matchup between Stafford and Tebow it will be fun to watch. Arm vs Legs.

[55semireef]

If you loose to a team like Kentucky or Vandy then your team just plain sucks.

[bluerug]

Ok but if your team beats Auburn and GT and VT all back to back then they are great, and thats how we finished the season. So now watch and see the DAWGS come back.

Did FLA beat Auburn last year? Yes they beat OSU, big deal who had they played all year that was half decent, OSU that is not FLA.

[bluerug]

UGA still hold the record for most wins against FLA. And who should have beaten you last year? USC that is, by the way which were shut down by UGA, not even the NC's could blow out USC, but they could blow out OSU, that just shows you how strong the SEC really is.

[The Grim Reefer]

Damn, it's gonna be a fun year

[The Grim Reefer]

Q: Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?

A: So he can park in a handicapped zone!

Did you hear that the OJ Simpson trial was moving to Georgia?? ...... Yep! They wanted to move it to a place where they knew nothing about football.

One day, two University of Georgia students were out turkey hunting for Thanksgiving. One of the students starts having a stroke and he thinks he is dieing, and he passes out. The other kid calls the police and says: "Hello, I think my partner here is dead - he isn't moving or anything." The operator replies: "Ok, its ok, go up to him and make sure he is dead." You hear a silence then all of a sudden you hear...BOOM! BOOM! The student comes back on the phone and says: "Yah, I took care of that, what now?"


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[bluerug]

Well thats a redneck joke from jeff foxworthy, who actually lives in georgia.

[bluerug]

Wrong link.

[bluerug]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brcl8U0jHto


This is real life.

Dang they make them girls smart.

[Princess Di]

I'm a faithful Oregon State fan but my top 5 are:
USC
Oklahoma
Boise State
Notre Dame (they'll get ranked but won't make final)
Cal
Texas (#6 because Boise won't get the respect that they deserve)

I think Florida was a fluke and LSU has no QB....go Raiders!!

[E-A-G-L-E-S]

1. We
2. Are
3. Penn
4. State
5. !

[The Grim Reefer]

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? ...... Cuz Georgia sucks!!!!!!!!

[bluerug]

Originally posted by The Grim Reefer

Did you hear that the OJ Simpson trial was moving to Georgia?? ...... Yep! They wanted to move it to a place where they knew nothing about football.

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You USC fans still think the trial is going on huh?

What's the difference between a USC diploma and toilet paper?
Toilet paper has a use.

Two U. S. C. Trojan football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game against U. C. L. A. the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, 'Old MacDonald had a _________.'

Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. 'Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?'

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. 'Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm.'

'Oh yeah,' said Bubba. 'I remember now.' He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, 'Tiny, how do you spell farm?'

'You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O.'

This is why USC lost to The MIGHTY U.C.L.A.

[bluerug]

Originally posted by The Grim Reefer
Why does the St. Johns River flow north? ...... Cuz Georgia sucks!!!!!!!!

Actually change that with FSU sucks, b/c the St. Johns only stays in Florida.

[The Grim Reefer]

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Georgia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

A Georgia man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her Husband!"

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:
(for immediate release)

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows Vista may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the commands.

The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS Vista with a background picture of the General Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

ALSO NOTE:

Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse,
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption,
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys,
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard,
Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive,
Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.

OTHER FEATURES:
Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

OK = ats aww-right
cancel = hail no
reset = awa shoot
yes = shore
no = Naaaa
find = hunt-fer it
go to = over yonder
back = back yonder
help = hep me out here
stop = ternit off
start = crank it up
settings = sittins
programs = stuff at does stuff
documents = stuff I done done

Also note that winders Vista does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to winders Vista:

tiperiter.............A word processor
colering book............a graphics program
addin mershene...........calculator
scratch paper ...........notepad
jupe-box ..............CD Player
inner-net..............Microsoft Explorer
pichers...............A graphics viewer
IRS................M/S accounting software
IRS2................M/S accounting software with hidden files
coon dog..............American kennel club records
fishin...............Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records.
NRA...............National Rifle Association
shot gun ..............Remington Arms price list
riffel.............Winchester price list
****tel.............Smith & Wesson price list
truck...............Ford & Chevrolet dealers in GA. by zip code
house...............Nearest Mobil home repair service by zip code
car................same as truck, just need two lists in Texas
cuzzins..............family history usually a 3 meg file
tax records.............usually an empty file
shells........ammunition inventory, another 3 meg file
bud...........list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
racin.........NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV stations that carry therace
car n' truck Parts.......nearest Junk yard by zip code
doc ............veterinarians by zip code

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Georgia edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

[bluerug]

Welcome to the south is all i got to say.

[The Grim Reefer]

LOL!