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Old 11/06/2007, 04:46 PM
beerguy beerguy is offline
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Nerd Humor






$ cat poop | grep corn


$ cd /pub
$ more beer
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Old 11/06/2007, 04:50 PM
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Open the window beerguy.
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Old 11/06/2007, 05:03 PM
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It's already open. I've had Mexican for at least one meal a day for the last 13 days.
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:04 PM
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I must not be a nerd since I don't get it
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:10 PM
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Re: Nerd Humor

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I'm embarrassed that not only do I know what this one means I find it slightly funny
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:12 PM
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Guess I'm not as nerdy as i thought
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:16 PM
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:17 PM
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I assume when they entered the boy's "name", it was actually computer code to delete the database.
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:25 PM
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Have you ever noticed that nerds often wind up with the hottest wives? One of my partners is a pointy-headed goof, but he is happily married to a drop-dead gorgeous Barbi-Doll blonde who actually loves him for who he is. Amazing.....
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:29 PM
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Did he find her through an ad on craigslist?



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Old 11/06/2007, 06:32 PM
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It's all part of the global domination plan Joey.
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Old 11/06/2007, 06:35 PM
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Domination?, tell me more.

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Old 11/06/2007, 07:44 PM
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awk! get a grep!


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Old 11/06/2007, 08:11 PM
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explain to me these comics...i discovered i'm not as big of a nerd as i thought
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Old 11/06/2007, 08:40 PM
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i guess maybe it's a good thing i don't understand it.
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Old 11/06/2007, 09:13 PM
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I prefer an old FoxTrot....


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Old 11/06/2007, 09:36 PM
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Have you ever noticed that nerds often wind up with the hottest wives? One of my partners is a pointy-headed goof, but he is happily married to a drop-dead gorgeous Barbi-Doll blonde who actually loves him for who he is. Amazing.....
I bet he says the same thing about you
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Old 11/06/2007, 09:53 PM
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I bet he says the same thing about you
I don't think you're his favorite anymore!
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Old 11/06/2007, 11:31 PM
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I bet he says the same thing about you


She's still my favorite.
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Old 11/06/2007, 11:48 PM
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grep


kill

and OMG nooooo!
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Old 11/07/2007, 12:03 AM
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You're all just jealous because you don't understand my post.
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Old 11/07/2007, 12:37 AM
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I think it's funny that I have seen the first two comics
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Old 11/07/2007, 07:36 AM
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I don't get anyof them either. I even tried to understand and read them multiple times. Are they funny?
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Old 11/07/2007, 07:53 AM
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Are they funny?
Extremely!
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Old 11/07/2007, 08:00 AM
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why am I not surprised
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