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Nerd Humor
$ cat poop | grep corn $ cd /pub $ more beer
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Open the window beerguy.
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Of course I could be completely mistaken. Ed: "I hate to tell you this Dr., but there aren't any fish in that river. In fact, there isn't any river." Dr. Lao: "That's ok. Me no use bait." |
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It's already open. I've had Mexican for at least one meal a day for the last 13 days.
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Doug - v2.0.4 Nuclear winter solves global warming. |
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I must not be a nerd since I don't get it
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-- Carrie -- Oh shut up, and kiss my fairy wrasse. ~Gawain1974~ silly girls make stuff hard ~drauka99~ |
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Re: Nerd Humor
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Support the National Bone Marrow Registry "And who could have ever guess that Dino is apparently the smartest man on the planet?" - jgoodrich71 |
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Guess I'm not as nerdy as i thought
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Does the search engine make Carrie's butt look big? - BrianD “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Don't back anything into a corner that is meaner than you! |
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I assume when they entered the boy's "name", it was actually computer code to delete the database.
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Always strive for the optimum environment, not the minimum environment. Some days you're the dog, other days you're the hydrant |
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Have you ever noticed that nerds often wind up with the hottest wives? One of my partners is a pointy-headed goof, but he is happily married to a drop-dead gorgeous Barbi-Doll blonde who actually loves him for who he is. Amazing.....
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Did he find her through an ad on craigslist?
SteveU
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It's all part of the global domination plan Joey.
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Doug - v2.0.4 Nuclear winter solves global warming. |
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Domination?, tell me more.
SteveU
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awk! get a grep!
re: the sudo panel -- ROTFLMAO
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explain to me these comics...i discovered i'm not as big of a nerd as i thought
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JJ "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears Rehab is for quitters. I like the smell of a particularly ripe fart (only if it is mine).~BrianD |
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i guess maybe it's a good thing i don't understand it.
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Oh there's nothing wrong with it. Just a big hole where the pilots usually sit. 'Airport 1975' There were plenty of fish in the sea, but i wasn't ready to hang up my tacklebox. |
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I prefer an old FoxTrot....
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"In all seriousness the SEC is the strongest conference" GrimReefer |
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-- Carrie -- Oh shut up, and kiss my fairy wrasse. ~Gawain1974~ silly girls make stuff hard ~drauka99~ |
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~Debi~ Powertripping~is that a song or a dance? RC Lounge~Humor Questionable ~Enter At Own Risk! |
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"When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe." --John Muir |
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I only learned a few UNIX commands while sitting next to another programmer who was learning UNIX.
grep kill and OMG nooooo!
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Sheila Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for a whole weekend. Last edited by MandM; 11/07/2007 at 12:02 AM. |
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You're all just jealous because you don't understand my post.
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"In all seriousness the SEC is the strongest conference" GrimReefer |
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I think it's funny that I have seen the first two comics
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Cincinnati? Where's that? :D |
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I don't get anyof them either. I even tried to understand and read them multiple times. Are they funny?
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why am I not surprised
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as scary as it may be, bart and i are very similar in our opinions of this topic ~jpfelix HEY! I lost it first ~CRP There is no "Brain" in "Brian." ~Beerguy |
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