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03/31/2005, 08:15 PM
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My mom's dog get's impacted anal glands so much that the vet showed her how to remedy the situation. I had to help her recently due to a surgery she had, and when that ...stuff... came shooting out, it stunk so bad, SO BAD! I don't think I will forget that smell.
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03/31/2005, 08:52 PM
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04/01/2005, 01:22 AM
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Submitted for honorable mention......
I have a coworker who did a stint in Coast Guard Reserve back in the 80's and was tasked with pulling a body out of the water (had been dead about 3 or 4 days) and just as he was lifting it over the side of the boat the corpse's stomach contents purged all over the front of his shirt and pants. After all these years he still gets a real funny look on his face when he tells the story. Wonder what's it's like to be puked on by a dead guy  Brett
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04/01/2005, 02:35 AM
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a chicago crackhead
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04/01/2005, 02:36 AM
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oh india when i went to india i walked past a sewer and threw up
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04/01/2005, 02:53 AM
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Vicodin farts!!!! Last year I fell 28 feet off a boat on to concrete.. (I know dosen't sound right... was in dry dock) Well I broke my back
 Didn't Know it at first, but after 3 weeks at work it stil hurt... went to the doctor... puts me on bedrest for 6 weeks... tells me to take like 8 vicoden a day.... WOW.... I have never smelled farts like that... The worst part was I couldn't get away from them...I had a broken back and wasn't allowed to get out of bed very much...If I could I would have run full speed out of the room!!! I had my girlfriend get me a fan.. that helped a little....
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04/01/2005, 07:48 AM
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Yes, my dear Shanna. Solid poopie smells pretty bad. I could tell from across the room yesterday that Dusty needed changing. And sweet potatoes don't smell so sweet coming back.
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04/01/2005, 08:02 AM
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i still have a few more months before he starts solids thank god
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04/05/2005, 12:24 PM
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A dead 10" green BTA .... stinks like death to the 5th *nodding* and took days to clear the stench from the house...
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