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12/19/2006, 12:42 PM
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new admission to the 5th floor
can we make an exception? this guy isn't a lounger. he's one of my clients.
he was put on probation last week. he has called repeatedly to ask the same question. i refer him to his probation officer because i don't know how much clearer i can make this. our conversations go something like this... me: hi louis, what can i help you with? louis: well, maybe i can get a real answer from you. me: ok louis, what's your question? louis: can i go outta the county? me: yes louis, you can go out of the county. louis: okay, so i can go to missouri? me: no louis, you canNOT go to missouri. THAT would mean you are going OUT OF STATE and you are not allowed to go out of state unless the court permits it. remember, you live in illinois. okay? louis: okay, so i can't even go to hannibal? me: no louis, again...hannibal is in missouri. you have to stay in illinois. louis: can i go to chicago then? me: louis, chicago is IN illinois so yes, you can go to chicago. louis: but, chicago is 6 hours away. i'd rather go to hannibal 'cause that's pretty close. me: okay louis, lemme explain this one more time. you canNOT go to hannibal. you CAN, however, go to chicago. if there is nothing to go to chicago FOR, then STAY HOME and be a good boy. louis: but... me: louis, listen up. i have answered this question for the last time. you need to call your probation officer if you do not understand what i just told you. louis: okay, maybe i'll just go to quincy. quincy's in illinois. okay hon (there's that "hon" again  ) thanks a lot! bye.me: *sigh*
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12/19/2006, 12:44 PM
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I don't think I would have enough patience to do your job
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12/19/2006, 12:45 PM
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So I guess San Francisco's out of the question for him then?
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12/19/2006, 12:48 PM
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shoot that means he can't visit me in RI, ohhh darn my luck
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12/19/2006, 12:51 PM
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Wait a sec. This guy is allowed out of the country, but not allowed out of his own state??
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12/19/2006, 12:56 PM
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12/19/2006, 12:56 PM
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12/19/2006, 12:56 PM
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County...not countRy....!
I think the basement is more appropriate for him....i.e. the Morgue!
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12/19/2006, 12:59 PM
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 He probably thinks he shoulda been able to use his "get out of jail free" card from his monopoly set tooo  ...Nina, I've said it b/f but I'll say it again, you've got one interesting job... But I'd rather you have it than me  ...Christy... P.S. did ya get my email question??? 
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12/19/2006, 01:18 PM
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I read it as Country too, had to go back & re-read
I couldn't understand why he could travel out of the Country, but not out of State I prefer to Travel out of Body |
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12/19/2006, 01:22 PM
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With the smells on the 5th floor lately...I'd prefer someone to just open a window....!
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12/19/2006, 01:27 PM
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I say let him out. Just don't let him come back. Problem solved (or at least transferred).
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12/19/2006, 02:07 PM
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Aw heck Nina... let the guy go anyway... need the phone number to the Hannibal PD?
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12/19/2006, 02:10 PM
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If you let him go.....he won't be your problem anymore. You know he'll do something stupid and then they can keep him!
You have more tolerance than most including me. I would have drawn a picture for the goober the 2nd time he asked.
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12/19/2006, 02:11 PM
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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12/19/2006, 02:16 PM
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BTW... You either work for a cheap shyster (how else could these morons afford him/her) or your office does a lot of pro bonehead work... which is it Neener???
edit: I meant, which is it Neener HON??? 
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12/19/2006, 02:32 PM
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12/19/2006, 05:45 PM
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How about Paris? Can i go to Paris?
How about Lima? It's just north of Quincy... Well, if i can go to Lima, how about Warsaw? It's just a little further northwest...
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12/19/2006, 07:15 PM
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i got it the second time i read it though 
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12/19/2006, 09:39 PM
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12/20/2006, 01:04 AM
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Yeah we could but those morons would probably ask if they could leave at night !!!!
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12/20/2006, 02:16 AM
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