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12/18/2006, 12:17 PM
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I've never been drunk at a christmas party. There are too many things that can go wrong...
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12/18/2006, 12:19 PM
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This was posted in the lounge a couple weeks ago.. but it fits right in.. and its a doosie! I hope she found a job
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12/18/2006, 12:20 PM
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I seem to recall it was christmas time.....I remember a large Sombrero.....a brass pole....some scantily clad women...I KNOW there was tequila...
....but me...drunk at a Christmas party? nope
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12/18/2006, 12:26 PM
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I agree with Poukie! To many thing I can do wrong to get myself in trouble. Better to be sober and a bad girl than drunk and a really bad girl.
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12/18/2006, 01:23 PM
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Hey as long as there is video....we don't care if you drink at all.
LOL
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12/18/2006, 01:28 PM
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I was at a company Christmas bash a number of years ago and the Sr. VP's wife got blitzed then started telling all the stories that he didn't want told. LMAO
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12/18/2006, 01:42 PM
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hmm, one year (when I was a cab maker) split a bottle of tequila with the shop foreman + some beers. I was out of control telling my boss(the owner) I was going to drink him under the table, foreman passed out so we put him in a loading truck w/ blankets... went to check on him and he peed his pants.
Every time he got mad at me for the next year: "what? you got yer **** pants on again?"
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12/18/2006, 01:43 PM
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oh c'mon now pee is not allowed????
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12/18/2006, 01:55 PM
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12/18/2006, 01:59 PM
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Up the crapper that's where....? Course we'll have to refer to it as the WC.
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12/18/2006, 02:04 PM
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now that i think about it I wasn't a ja. the year b4 the two owners were decided on impromptu wrestling and one of them cracked his head on the concrete... even went to the hospitol. I guess you can only be a ja if the people around you are not jas as well.
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12/18/2006, 04:09 PM
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Yep! I took a trip to Chicago last week to say goodbye to a good friend that was killed after he was out partying  His younger brother is alive, but has had to have heart surgery. He doesn't know his big brother is dead...they can't tell him for fear his blood pressure will get to high, which could kill him.. I won't drink unless I'm staying...and my husband can't 'say no', so its up to me to make sure we get home safe  Anyway, its a good thing I wasn't drunk at my husband's shift party..one of the guys [who is new to OUR shift] and his wife were being stupid...I probably would have ended up in a fight 
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