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12/15/2006, 04:14 PM
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This is a good thread for the women. They always have cutsie names for flatulence, like a "fluffy" or a "poof." How about a heinie burp? That's what my kids call them!
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12/15/2006, 04:29 PM
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SBD
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12/15/2006, 04:29 PM
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Is that your butt talking?
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12/15/2006, 04:42 PM
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12/15/2006, 07:07 PM
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Barking spider
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12/15/2006, 07:11 PM
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Way out here we have a name for rain and wind and fire
the rain is Tess, the fire Joe And... Quote:
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12/15/2006, 08:13 PM
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The FOG!!
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12/15/2006, 08:43 PM
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Who Sh1t the air? Blast o' stink! The butt that roars! Laughing gas. Finally my neighbor calls his son the fart filter and anytime he rips one he calls JR over to "clear the air"
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12/15/2006, 09:01 PM
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Quote:
I always say "fluffy"... Hey when ya gotta let er' rip ya better or yer' gonna get a belly ache... Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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12/15/2006, 10:47 PM
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Quote:
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12/15/2006, 11:03 PM
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Proclaim loudly anytime someone lets one rip "Speak O toothless wonder!!!"
And if you should rip one say "Dang some butthole is talking pooh behind my back again..." (Feel free to sub in non-forum-friendly words as you see fit...) |
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12/16/2006, 01:03 AM
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When we were in formation and someone let one rip my Drilll SGT would yell out;
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12/16/2006, 01:08 AM
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Oops! I beefed!
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12/16/2006, 01:20 AM
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"butt snore"
There is always the ever inapropriate comment: "Hmm, your voice has changed, but your breath still smells the same"
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12/16/2006, 01:22 AM
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"mouse on a motorcycle"
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12/16/2006, 01:25 AM
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Did you step on a frog?
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