Top ten

["Umm, fish?"]

10. "Drop the food in the water. Now back away slowly...."

9. "Aw, dude. I thought I told you to clip that nose hair...."

8. "You try swimming in your own feces. Gimmee a water change. Now."

7. "The accomodations are nice: A little small but very modern. Lots of glass. The neighbor's a little nosy, though."

6. "Where are the babes?"

5. "Where are the dudes?"

4. "Where are the ... what gender am I this week?"

3. Male bangaii cardinal, holding eggs: "Mrphmm grdnem beginemdnsdj."

2. "Waiter, I'll have the copepods soaked in vitamins. The lady here will take the mysis shrimp a la Figi...."

1. "Dude, will you get all the sticks out of here? There's no place left to swim."

Bonus: "Dude. We swim. We eat. What else do you want from us? Go get a dog."