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10. "Drop the food in the water. Now back away slowly...."
9. "Aw, dude. I thought I told you to clip that nose hair...." 8. "You try swimming in your own feces. Gimmee a water change. Now." 7. "The accomodations are nice: A little small but very modern. Lots of glass. The neighbor's a little nosy, though." 6. "Where are the babes?" 5. "Where are the dudes?" 4. "Where are the ... what gender am I this week?" 3. Male bangaii cardinal, holding eggs: "Mrphmm grdnem beginemdnsdj." 2. "Waiter, I'll have the copepods soaked in vitamins. The lady here will take the mysis shrimp a la Figi...." 1. "Dude, will you get all the sticks out of here? There's no place left to swim." Bonus: "Dude. We swim. We eat. What else do you want from us? Go get a dog."
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