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Old 12/12/2007, 12:19 PM
andrewsmart andrewsmart is offline
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a joke.

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15
years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of
un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking
the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately holding her tight. The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as though she was in
a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week ... Can you manage to do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her
off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."
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Old 12/12/2007, 01:20 PM
hogpark7430 hogpark7430 is offline
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Sound reasonable to me I can't golf until spring, do you have the therapists phone number?
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Old 12/12/2007, 01:21 PM
Rock Anemone Rock Anemone is offline
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a response.
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Old 12/12/2007, 01:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rock Anemone
a response.
And a witty one at that.
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Old 12/12/2007, 01:53 PM
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