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12/13/2005, 10:27 AM
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Miracle chemical for sale
Hi all,
I have developed a miracle chemical that, when added to your tank, will cure all fish diseases, make corals grow larger, and sanitizes your sand bed. It also tastes very good with hot chocolate. I have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars to invent this product, but I didn't do it to make money. That is why I am selling this product DIRECT TO YOU for only $39.99 for a huge 1 ounce bottle. You can save even more if you order 2 bottles at a price of only $89.99. I realize this is a ridiculously low price, but I am only charging enough to defray my shipping and handling charges. Respond in the next 15 minutes, and I will throw in ABSOLUTELY FREE a high quality dosing device made out of space-age polymers. It operates much like a 15 cent plastic syringe, but it is much more advanced that. It works in BOTH HANDS! THINK ABOUT THAT! No more searching for right or left-handed dosing syringes, my advanced device works IN BOTH HANDS! So, call 888-555-9000 and order now. Operators are standing by. Be sure to ask about our Christmas special, and you can surprise all your friends with the perfect Christmas gift.
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12/13/2005, 10:30 AM
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Do I turn off my skimmer when I add the stuff? You'll recall the last time you invented an anabolic steroid for fish, it melted the glass in my tank, so naturally, I'm a little cautious.
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02/12/2006, 06:13 PM
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I WANT TO ORDER SOME PLEASE : p
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02/15/2006, 09:27 PM
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I just called the number..it didn't work..
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03/01/2007, 08:17 PM
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My buddy ordered some last week. He said it cleared his water to the point he doesn't have to use a skimmer any more. Also his lights got brighter.
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03/03/2007, 12:28 AM
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I bought this product and it is awesome!
When applied, this phenom discovery saturates the dipole water molecules of the aquarium and extends life. It increases the speed of light, thus allowing perfect political alignment throughout the planet. Undisputed laboratory proof utilizing organic chemistry guarantees multi-generation growth of perfect organisms. Our consortium has realized an immediate relief from all stress related to your aquatic environment post MC. Side effects include, getting laid, and predicting female behavior. Minor side effect is bodhisattva. Boomsha.
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06/11/2007, 02:51 PM
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Is it Invert Safe?
Also can I use the dosing device if I do not have any thumbs?
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