You might be a reefneck

[hawaiianwargod]

You might be a reefneck:

1. if you are too concern of ph values
2. if you take pictures on your corals more than your kids.
3. if you ask Emerill lagase what's the best method to make fish food.
4. if you log on here on RC daily.
5. if you have a screen saver of your tank.
6. if you hide your check book from your wife so she would not find out all your bills from your LFS.
7. when you beg for live brine shrimp
8. if you spend so much $$$ on PVC's
9. when you are to "anal" about your rock structures.
10. last but not the least, when you can't take a vacation because you don't trust anyone to take care of your tank or tanks.

[Mufasafish]

if the first thing you do when getting home from work is to go to see your tank istead of your wife...you might be a reefneck.

[kbmdale]

If your list of items to pack for a family vacation to florida includes more buckets for sand than suitcases......You might be a reefneck...lol

[CitCat21]

Originally posted by Mufasafish
if the first thing you do when getting home from work is to go to see your tank istead of your wife...you might be a reefneck.

That's the first thing i do except i don't havea wife but a BF and Family. I'm not home or available for communication until after i look at my tank.

[kbmdale]

If your credit card company called to ask if someone had stole your card when they got the 500.00 charge for salt and rock....


You might be a reefneck

[alphaferret]

ya i have to be real carefull to make sure i kiss my fiance hello before i look at the tank

anbd they say if ya have a kid to always kiss the wife first and then the kid
i guess for now my tank is my kid- and what a fine boy he is
"when i was young they'd look at me and say what a fine boy what a good boy what a strong boy...and when yuo were young

[Lincutis]

If you tackled your wife before she could spray that can of lysol

[Lincutis]

If you drove around the five neighboring states to hunt every HD and Hardware store for Southdown.

[kbmdale]

IF your house was ever raided by the local feds because you nieghbor over heard you say you were making reactors (calcium, phosphate, co2).......


You might be a reefneck

[Lincutis]

If you order take out sushi to feed all the LPS at home

[kbmdale]

Originally posted by Lincutis
If you drove around the five neighboring states to hunt every HD and Hardware store for Southdown.

hahaha....

If you are willing to ship 5 3 dollar 50 pound bags of downsouth playsand accross 3 states..

you might be a reefneck

[giants4pc]

If you've actually taken the time to read through all of these and still respond!

[kbmdale]

If you have ever started with the basement when looking at a new house you might buy....


You might be a reefneck

[blface]

When your wife's water broke on all 3 of your chidren while you were staring into space at the new shipment of zoas at the LFS........

When your wife insists your daughters aren't allowed to date any boys even remotely interested in fish.......

When your kids bribe you into buying them slurpees so they won't tell their mom about the numerous LFS you went to while she was working......

[kbmdale]

if you have ever given blood just to get 15 bucks for that new coral because you wife said she didn't want you to spend any more of your check on the tank.

You might be a reefneck


SAD BUT TRUE

[Tammy3770]

man you guys have tough wives

[kbmdale]

Originally posted by Tammy3770
man you guys have tough wives

NO I have the greatest wife ever, she makes up for her lack of reef excitement with other things. She just knows how obsessive I can be....this saying is so true

The only difference between men and boys is the price of thier toys



lol

[CitCat21]

If you plan your weekend around your LFS working hours.

[kbmdale]

If your more than one LFS has you on speed dial


You might be a reefneck


If you mow your yard and find a fish tank on a car

You might be a reefredneck


lol

[Craig16]

If one of the reasons you bought your home was the in-wall set up in the basement.

[Tammy3770]

Originally posted by kbmdale
NO I have the greatest wife ever, she makes up for her lack of reef excitement with other things. She just knows how obsessive I can be....this saying is so true

The only difference between men and boys is the price of thier toys



lol

sorry no offence intended
but giving blood for coral thats harsh


you might be a reefneck if your Idea of a night out on the town is visiting all the local reef stores

[giants4pc]

If you have read this far and still find it necessary to post

[kbmdale]

give it a rest giants4pc, we're just havin some laughs. Some aren't, some are (hilarious) . And Kris must've done that while I was on vacation with the kids, cuse I told him if I came home and he'd spent money without my input, he wouldn't be able to ever again!! He has a habit of severe "SPLURGING" when I'm not around. lol,Brianna

[reefmaint]

Originally posted by MR clown
if you ever thought about making a swimming pool into a giant tank, you might be a reef neck.

i thought about it but then i started thinking how could i controll salinity durring rain storms

[cajun coralman]

....If you have more fantasies about the new tank then about *other things ; ^) !!!!*