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Old 12/27/2007, 03:07 PM
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this is just so wrong

For the men out there that don't know, let me give you a tip.

When calling an office, it is never appropriate to say "delightful" as in

ME: He's out of the office, would you like his voice mail?

THEM: That would be DELIGHTFUL
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Old 12/27/2007, 03:13 PM
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is Wonderful or splended - ok to use bacause i use those two all the time.
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Old 12/27/2007, 03:17 PM
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NOOOOOOOO!

The proper response would be

Yes, thank you.
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Old 12/27/2007, 03:23 PM
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thats to old fashioned.

Me and a few friends wer eout one night and had a cute waitress waiting on our table, me and one other guy were the only single guys at the table, when the girl would come around and ask how we were doing I woudl use - Wonderful and Spendid and such, she enjoyed this and flirted back and forth the other guy started one upping me once he saw she liked it, it then became a contest to see who could come up with the best answer....he won with - stupendous ....best service I've ever had at a resturant. And no neither one of us got her number.
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Old 12/27/2007, 03:25 PM
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And no neither one of us got her number.
Because she probably thought you were together.

Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Old 12/27/2007, 03:36 PM
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Because she probably thought you were together.

Not that there's anything wrong with that
lol nope just didn't think about it
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Old 12/27/2007, 06:07 PM
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Because she probably thought you were together.

Not that there's anything wrong with that


thas too fantabulous
off the wall quirky and

scrumdiddlyumptious
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Old 12/27/2007, 06:11 PM
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how bout......'That would be just swell !'
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Old 12/27/2007, 06:19 PM
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I usually say; "Would you do that for me, sweetheart?"

Zat OK?
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Old 12/27/2007, 06:30 PM
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NOOOOOOOO!

The proper response would be

Yes, thank you and dont forget my sammich.
Fixed that for you.
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Old 12/27/2007, 06:55 PM
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could you send it? that would be fabulooouuuss!
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Old 12/27/2007, 07:01 PM
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Men are so simple



I just had a HAM sammich and I'm not sharing!
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Old 12/27/2007, 07:04 PM
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Men are so simple



I just had a HAM sammich and I'm not sharing!
Ill take mine with Mayo please.

Oh and some lettuce too.
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Old 12/27/2007, 07:30 PM
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Spiral sliced brown sugar ham with mustard on potato bread. YUM!
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Old 12/27/2007, 08:35 PM
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Men are so simple
Actually, we're quite complex...we just hide it well!
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Old 12/27/2007, 08:39 PM
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Men are so simple

we don't want to confuse the womenfolk. that way we can get what we want!
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Old 12/27/2007, 09:05 PM
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we don't want to confuse the womenfolk. that way we can get what we want!
Yeah, how's that working for ya?
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Old 12/27/2007, 09:09 PM
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not too bad so far.
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