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Old 02/02/2006, 12:14 AM
masterswimmer masterswimmer is offline
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Official Government Warning: Date Rape on Men

Don't forget to click the link at the bottom of this warning to connect you to the official website:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague ! feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
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http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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I said, "look honey, we paid the mortgage and we have all this money left over for the tank." Her response confused me. She said we still needed to buy food and pay the utilities.
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Old 02/02/2006, 04:15 AM
bigbenji bigbenji is offline
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Dang, would that work on my wife? I need more beer.
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Old 02/02/2006, 10:25 AM
jenghes jenghes is offline
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Ohhh, ben.

Better hope that she does not see that!
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Old 02/02/2006, 10:31 AM
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where do I sign up for a study
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Old 02/02/2006, 10:38 AM
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I don't think I signed a release to use my photo!



























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Old 02/02/2006, 11:25 AM
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If drinking makes the women that you're with turn into Brittany Spears I'm checking into a 12 step program ASAP.

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Old 02/02/2006, 12:38 PM
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Old 02/02/2006, 04:34 PM
masterswimmer masterswimmer is offline
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Please tell me you look like the 12th beer! (and if not, then lie )

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I said, "look honey, we paid the mortgage and we have all this money left over for the tank." Her response confused me. She said we still needed to buy food and pay the utilities.
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Old 02/02/2006, 06:22 PM
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Please tell me you look like the 12th beer! (and if not, then lie )

Russ

LOL, well I don't think anyone needs 12 drinks, you can just turn off the lights.
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Old 02/02/2006, 06:35 PM
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LOL, well I don't think anyone needs 12 drinks, you can just turn off the lights.
LOL Debi. No need to turn off the lights. You've got the cutest monkey eyes around. And they're even batting eyelashes at me right now!
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