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12/13/2007, 12:25 PM
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Our Secret Santa at work
We're doing Secret Santa at work. We all filled out a questionaire to list favorite things, likes, dislikes. This is what the guy I drew listed for dislikes:
"Nothing home made unless it's cooked or baked. Please don't make it buy it. And nothing that came from your attic or garage. This isn't Salvation Army." 
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-Mike- "There either is or there isn't life out there. Both possibilites are frightening." (someone help me out - who said this?) |
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12/13/2007, 12:39 PM
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I love it...
You know you have to mess with this person , right??? Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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#3
12/13/2007, 12:42 PM
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How about some used (gently, then washed) Christmas sweaters with big snowflakes or reindeer on them...
...and a fruitcake? |
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12/13/2007, 02:09 PM
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I'd package up some old dirty torn jeans with a gift card or something stashed in a pocket as the real gift
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Does the search engine make Carrie's butt look big? - BrianD “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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12/13/2007, 02:19 PM
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I like it... Christy...
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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12/13/2007, 02:33 PM
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I drank some fish food but is OK cause it tasted GOOD ~ vr697getta The little men that live behind my eyes and scream into my brain told me to tell you hi. |
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12/13/2007, 03:28 PM
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Does the search engine make Carrie's butt look big? - BrianD “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.” - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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12/13/2007, 03:39 PM
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 Go and buy a new pair of jeans. Now go and find a bum, give them the new pair in exchange for their old pair (making sure to say Merry Christmas) and, wearing gloves, wrap the old pair (DON'T WASH!). Throw in $5 gift card if you must, but it is not necessary since you "bought" the pair of jeans.  
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I drank some fish food but is OK cause it tasted GOOD ~ vr697getta The little men that live behind my eyes and scream into my brain told me to tell you hi. |
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12/13/2007, 03:41 PM
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i would make some laxative brownies
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where are we going? and why am i in this handbasket?? A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! "Cap'n jack sparrow" |
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12/13/2007, 03:44 PM
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I would buy whatever your planning on buying, but get one of those cookie tins you can buy at xmas time for baked goods and use that as the wrapping paper.
On the tag put 'made with love' or somthin like that
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. ~Henrik Tikkanen -Had to find some higher ground, had some fear to get around- |
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12/13/2007, 03:50 PM
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My uncle used to do stuff like that to me. One year he took a VHS tape opened it up and put $50 in there and then resealed it in the origional celephane with no tape...the look on my face was classic!! 10 minutes or so later I figured out what he had done. If you can pull it off its well worth it!!
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12/13/2007, 06:00 PM
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Great ideas! I'm going to have to do something to reward his brutal honesty.
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-Mike- "There either is or there isn't life out there. Both possibilites are frightening." (someone help me out - who said this?) |
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12/13/2007, 08:47 PM
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put whatever you decide to gift in a large box clearly labeled
"From: The Acme Inflatable Sheep Company, Walla Walla Washington" no matter whats inside, the packing will be worth a thousand water cooler stories for years to come!
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as scary as it may be, bart and i are very similar in our opinions of this topic ~jpfelix HEY! I lost it first ~CRP There is no "Brain" in "Brian." ~Beerguy |
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12/13/2007, 08:52 PM
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I do this type of thing every year to one of my kids... box inside of a box- some type of clothing item shoved down into an empty roll of wrapping paper tubing...Christy... 
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i look damn good in it too, i'll have you know- Nina... Look at all those forced smiles. They probably all hate each other!- Debi... She can kick all their butts and can write her name in the snow in cursive!- CRP... so...what are you wearing...? panties...? lace panties...? that's what I'm wearing - ScubaDave and the telemarketer... Life can be short, just like me... Live it to the fullest!!! Family is always there for you NO matter what, just like a "true friend" would be... A cheat is a cheat, and are always busted... |
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12/13/2007, 08:56 PM
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-Mike- "There either is or there isn't life out there. Both possibilites are frightening." (someone help me out - who said this?) |
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12/13/2007, 10:10 PM
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on a slightly more serious note, make a donation in the name of the secret santa reciepient to Toys For Tots
The Marines do not take a cut of the proceeds, whatever they get, gets distributed semper fi!
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as scary as it may be, bart and i are very similar in our opinions of this topic ~jpfelix HEY! I lost it first ~CRP There is no "Brain" in "Brian." ~Beerguy |
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12/13/2007, 10:13 PM
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And, he is actually a former Marine.
We have a Toys for Tots collection point on the compound, being a Joint Services facility.
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-Mike- "There either is or there isn't life out there. Both possibilites are frightening." (someone help me out - who said this?) |
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