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You know you're addicted to reefing when...
...you look for a clear section in your new purse to put your LFS opening times card!
(can't believe I actually did this today!) Please feel free to add your own lol
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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.” “No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise” |
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When your significant other complains you spend too much money on your tank. Then you start to pay half cash and half credit card so things dont seem that expensive!!
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when your tank is worth more then anythign you own..
until yourcar breaks down completely because you neglected to repair it so you could afford to upgrade your tank then your forced to buy a another car that is used so you can continue to over spend on you reef tank that will eventually be worth more then the new car.. its a terrible cycle |
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When youve spent that much money you no longer have a car to get to the LFS in.
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when you could have just bought a new car instead
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When you stay at work late just to read the boards on reef central
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Kirk |
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When I look at where I spent my time at work, and more time could be charged to Reef Central than any other client that I worked on that day.
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You snort live sand.
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Everything causes cancer, but only in California. |
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When you wake up suddenly at 4 AM with the solution to the plumbing problem you've been trying to work out all week long.
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I have every LFS with GOOD reef stuff as waypoints in my GPS.
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when your LFS is speed dial #1
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When you invite people over for a few beers and to watch the tank
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when someone else invites you over for beers but you dont want to go because you could stay home and drink beers and look at the tank
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When the tank is more precious than your wife. Ha Ha JK
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i use this method for quality control
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a left over shrimp shedding is not "a sicilian message meaning luca brasi sleeps with the fishes" 9 out of 7 times ive spent more on my tank then i'd planned too |
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when you take a moment to look at your tank before bed and the next thing you know, its 3 am....
when you take a moment to look at your tank before work and the next thing you know, you 3 hours late... when you somehow manage to get your laptop into the bathroom with you so you can read RC while doing your thing... |
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I've noticed the left is faster, but the right is more accurate. I still can't figure out how to mod my sinuses to detect copper.
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Everything causes cancer, but only in California. |
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when its 2 am in the morning and your sitting in front of your aquarium thinking of how cool everything looks under moonlights.
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dont forget your water change. |
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When you email everyone in your work office the picture of your reef tank 3 times a week
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When you smell like you've gone to the beach even after you just took a bath:
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When your daughter tells on her older brother for spraying Windex in her face and the first thing you ask is..."
Were you close to the fish tank when it happened?"
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Whether you think you can... or you think you can't... you're probably right! |
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When your LFS asks *you* to test *their* water
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a left over shrimp shedding is not "a sicilian message meaning luca brasi sleeps with the fishes" 9 out of 7 times ive spent more on my tank then i'd planned too |
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...you acquire a 30g to use as a temp tank during a substrate change and are already wondering how much live rock it will need!
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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.” “No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise” |
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