You might be a reefneck

[davy182]

You can tell when a pump is going bad by sticking you hand in the water.

[Tehrab]

If, while shooting heroin, you stop and move to another room for fear that some of the smoke from cooking will somehow mix into the tank water and kill everything.

If you've caught yourself rolling up your dried hair algae for a smoke.

While drunk, if you've thought that you could successfully snorkel in your tank, and then gone and actually tried it.

Oh, wait, this is becoming more of a "You know you're a alcoholic/drug addict" post than it is a reefing post. Oh well.

[israelnajar]

You paid more for your camera to take pictures of your tank than the tank itself.

You might be a reefneck...

[rkcca]

If you have ever realized you've missed an entire show on tv because you've been staring at a fishless tank for a half hour...

You might be a reefneck.

[jsl6v8]

If you have 6 breakers dedicated to a single room.

[plyr58]

If you see your first pod in a new tank and start dancing.

If you live more than 100 miles from the ocean and own a scuba mask (for underwater viewing)

[Bebo77]

bump...

[Alaska_Phil]

Originally posted by MR clown
if you ever thought about making a swimming pool into a giant tank, you might be a reef neck.

I actually commented once that a public pool just looked wrong without fish in it.

Phil

[afelder]

bump

[kar93]

If you spend more time at the LFS than your home.....

You might be a reefneck

[kar93]

If you go to MACNA for your honeymoon.....

You might be a reefneck

[afelder]

If you bump an old thread because you heard someone mention it

[HPD Turbo]

If you cant sleep when something is wrong in your tank, but you sleep like an angel when your wife is sick.

[reefkoi]

If when you think about yourself dead, you worry more about the welfare of your reef than anything else...........

[poppin_fresh]

ok...who brought this thread back!?

[afelder]

that would be me

[poppin_fresh]

alright one more time...

You might be a reefneck if your Proctologist tells you that you have polyps and you get excited.

[five.five-six]

Originally posted by Carman34L
If your wife wont sleep with you because you "smell like salt and stinky stuff, Go sleep on the couch" (direct qoute from my wife, no kidding)

shhh don't tell her... with my moonlights on I get to drift off to sleep looking at my tank

[five.five-six]

if you can measure nitrate and alkalinity with any accuracy at all .... by taste, You might be a reefneck

[asmodeus]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP opps wrong board



SORRY

[Runfrumu]

if you count your coppods. (naming is optional)

[Kannin]

If your 4 year old daughter comes to you complaining that her brother sprayed Windex in her eyes... and you ask if they were near the fish tank when it happened?

You might be a reefneck.

[Twz]

Originally posted by ohioreef
These are too funny!! Scary thing is that I see myself in a LOT of them.

[sonofstarstamps]

......when the $4000 baby bonus (aussie readers understand) somehow miraculously transformed it self into a AP1004 with SCH........

......or you know what Ap1004 and SCH mean..

RA Reefneck anonymous member-

Hi Im Frankie and Ive been a reefneck for ........

Cheers,
Frankie

Going to the hospital with my wife as she has just gone into labour, had to respond to this post first though.

[Alaska_Phil]

You hang a spare Actinic light in the front window...just to make the neighbors wonder...

You've answered yes to more than half of these posts.