Yo mamma ...

[bierluvre]

Yo mamma's breath stinks so bad, when she speaks her teeth duck!

One at a time please, let's give e'body a chance.

[Nuhtty]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

[R33f3r]

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

[Mekong]

Yo mommas so fat shes got more chins that a chinese phone book!

[Obi-dad]

Yo momma routed for the Steelers! Go PATS!!!!

[El_Chico]

Yo mammas for fat, she uses pillow cases for socks

[RicksReefs]

yo mamma only charged me $30...

[ViciousFishes]

Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

[squidlips02]

yo mamma so hard she uses axle grease

[O'Coralman]

yo mama is sooo big if she wears a jacket with a X on the back....helicopters try to land on her

[jonnyringo]

Your mamma is so stupid When the judge said, "Order in the court", she said, "I will have 2 buckets of fried chicken and a bucket of fries."

[fishtanker]

you're momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink....

[bierluvre]

Originally posted by fishtanker
you're momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink....

...now THAT'S a good one!

Here goes another: Yo mama is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

[Flanders]

Yo momma is so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower.

[Mache62]

yo mamma so poor.....the other day I saw her kickin a can down the street, when I asked her what she was doin.....she said MOOVIN!

[luceneck]

Yo momma so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a head-lock

[ginntonic74]

Your mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Your mama is so fat you have to roll her in dough to find th wet spot.

[bierluvre]

Easy there ginntonic74, we don't want to release the wrath of the moderators.

[ecugman]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

[ecugman]

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.

[luceneck]

Your momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

[bierluvre]

Originally posted by ecugman
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Technically this is feasible, all the flashlight would have to do is be able to store the energy.

Yep, thought so:

solar-powered flashlight

But it would have been funny in the 80's!

[rustang]

yo momma so fat, she left the house in heels and came back in flip flops

you momma so dumb, she thought taco bell was mexican phone company

[O'Coralman]

Yo mama.....had you.....so give her some credit

[thrlride]

LOL @ yo momma so fat, she left the house in heels and came back in flip flops