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Old 06/23/2007, 07:19 PM
mrferrit mrferrit is offline
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and how about a page 3 for the evil genius's in the lounge

so how about my idea tomorrow of making his car into swamp thing with seaweed
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Old 06/23/2007, 10:36 PM
ThaNgBOm321 ThaNgBOm321 is offline
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one just came to mind.... sprinkle some fiberglass on his garment and have him itch all day.. use the ceiling tile kind.. you know the yellow one with that bumpy plastic on top... that the same thing they use as air duct and i can tell you it's no fun having to work with that stuff all over you in a sweaty hot attic...


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Old 06/24/2007, 12:54 AM
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Put a sealed box on the trunk of his car and report it.
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Old 06/24/2007, 02:11 AM
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Put a sealed box on the trunk of his car and report it.
Why not just go turn yourself in now and save the police and bomb squad the investigation?

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He didn't say kill the guy or destroy his car; we want to keep this going for a while. Well at least i do he he.
Its called a bomb threat and is pretty much treated the same by the police for both the victim and the criminal (and that's what you are if you do that) regardless if the "bomb" is real or not. If I'm not mistaken, with all of the anti-terrorism laws in effect right now, you can get pretty much near a life sentence for a bomb threat, especially if a "device" is found, real or not.
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Old 06/24/2007, 02:20 AM
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Boxes of 1,000 or 2,000 crickets are cheap...
Not a bad idea!

http://www.animalhousecrickets.com/

I'd get the box of 2000 pinhead (< 1/16") size crickets.
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Old 06/24/2007, 10:06 AM
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Great thread! I'm going to have to bookmark it for future reference!
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Old 06/24/2007, 01:58 PM
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Why not just go turn yourself in now and save the police and bomb squad the investigation?



Its called a bomb threat and is pretty much treated the same by the police for both the victim and the criminal (and that's what you are if you do that) regardless if the "bomb" is real or not. If I'm not mistaken, with all of the anti-terrorism laws in effect right now, you can get pretty much near a life sentence for a bomb threat, especially if a "device" is found, real or not.

Easy there, at the ready.. Who said report it to the Police? I thought this was an "in shop thing"? A co worker who knows what is going on will suffice.

"Every Prankster knows that"
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Old 06/24/2007, 02:40 PM
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Old 06/24/2007, 03:44 PM
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oh i just remembered a good one , go out and get a big can of shaving cream(or if you prefer "shaving foam"), remember, it MUST be original shaving cream, not gel, it won't work if it's gel. Place the can in the freezer over night, preferably in the freezer at work, if there is one, just to keep if colder longer. Once frozen, cut the bottom out of the can, and place in car in the middle of the day. As it warms the shaving cream and the gas will expand(or some other mystical force) and fill the car with the cream
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Old 06/24/2007, 03:57 PM
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nice i just might have to do that one i think i might do that in the office when he releaves me maybe in the trashcan or something so that it makes a mess that he has to clean up thats a good one
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Old 06/24/2007, 10:16 PM
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thats cool with the can.. heck.. id's do like 3 cans!!!! since your at.. do it big!!!! lol

YzGyz.. do you think you can get pics of the mess if you do it?? lol

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Old 06/25/2007, 11:14 AM
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Get an egg....ask him if he wants to see a trick...have him grab the egg with two fingers (one hand, both hands, doesn't really matter, but both hands is probably more funny) through the space between the door and the door jam...once he has it, pretend like you're going to get something else...walk a safe distance away...turn and start laughing!
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Old 06/25/2007, 11:16 AM
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I googled that Fatima Fong thing and saw you can get email updates for changes or specials for Fatima....hmmm....email updates huh?
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Old 06/25/2007, 09:39 PM
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if you can get the trunk, or cal open in any way, hide a dead fish in it

put it in the trunk, or under a seat if he leaves it unlockes
just to refine that put two in one in an obvious place and the second in the door lining or something.

they always find the first and think the smell is a carry over untill they end up sellign the car.
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Old 06/26/2007, 12:52 AM
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go to an auto parts store and get some wheel balancing weights, the kind that stick on.
get yourself a bit of medium grit sandpaper.
get under his car and sandpaper off the road grime from a section of the driveshaft.
apply a bunch of weights to one small area on the driveshaft.
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