You might be a reefneck - Page 27

pad · #**651** 07/31/2006, 05:42 PM

That is a dangerous line of work. You never know when one might turn on you.

reefdood · #**652** 07/31/2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melev
And it must be lucrative. I just saw your occupation line.

Very lucrative occupation with GREAT benefits.

Some times it gets hard, but I always manage to get through.

I see your occupation is profitable as well.

ejaustin · #**653** 08/14/2006, 01:01 AM

If you get through a tough day at work by telling yourself repeatedly, "I'm getting new live sand tonight!", you might be a reefneck.

If you name your snails, you're just plain nuts. (The big nasaurrius over there is Grandpa...)

rottface4 · #**654** 08/14/2006, 07:54 AM

You might be a reefneck if:
You make you wife pull the car over outside the mall because you saw the corner of an acrylic display sticking out of the dumpster. Then you get out to proceed and jump into the dumster in your church clothes to see if you can salvage anything to make something for you fish tank.

jiggy · #**655** 08/14/2006, 08:59 AM

if u have the top half of a tanning bed above your tank..

david pinder · #**656** 08/14/2006, 09:05 AM

You might be a reefneck if

You have direct deposit to your nearest saltwater shop.

thor32766 · #**657** 08/14/2006, 09:54 AM

you might be a reefneck,
if the wife says people are coming over and the first thing you grab is the cleaning gear for the tank to make sure its in pristine condition for you to showoff!

Reef_bones · #**658** 08/14/2006, 09:58 AM

If you waste gallons of water to get 10 gallons out of your RODI water in the middle of a water shortage....

Your an inconsiderate reefneck...

srbball22 · #**659** 08/14/2006, 01:13 PM

When you convince your best friend to use all the money he has saved up to buy a reef tank, just so you can have someone to talk to about reef stuff...you might have cloned a reefneck!!!

binaryterror · #**660** 08/14/2006, 01:37 PM

If you fake sick go to the Doctor just to look at there reef tank

(My doctor has a reef tank in his office)

Goldleaf Reef · #**661** 08/14/2006, 02:20 PM

You walk your 1 hour newlyborn son down the hall then down to the lobby of the Hospital so you can look at the tank in the Lobby, because you didn't get a chance to look at it when you rushed your wife to the hospital to deliver.

(Then I went to far and the baby low-jack went off)

Kgoarmy17 · #**662** 10/11/2006, 10:46 PM

...

when datenight with the wife consists of grabbing some taco bell on the way to the lfs to see what kind of new corals are in

Bebo77 · #**663** 10/11/2006, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thor32766
you might be a reefneck,
if the wife says people are coming over and the first thing you grab is the cleaning gear for the tank to make sure its in pristine condition for you to showoff!

lol holla...

i totally forgot about this thread...

818 · #**664** 10/12/2006, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ERICinFL

When you spend time at work surfing reef sites instead of porn sites,...

Haha. Nice.

You might be a reefneck when you get mad for having to pick up the dogs crap once a week...but extremley proud when you have to clean out the skimmer cup every 3 days...saying "ooo yeah!"..."look at that!" Ooo yea..thats some good stuff right there.... MMM hmmm.

You might be a reefneck when you buy a six pack of white socks for cleaning your glass tank, when in reality you have no socks to wear.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmffff

mfp4073 · #**665** 10/12/2006, 02:47 AM

You might be a reefneck if......

you look over at the margarita on the bar next to you with disgust due to the "salt creep" on the lip.

FishyLover · #**666** 10/12/2006, 01:19 PM

You might be a reefneck when

you have so many tanks in your room that your fish actually watch you, while you watch TV.

HDAlien · #**667** 10/12/2006, 03:22 PM

If you've ever left work in a hurry because you received an e-mail from your Aquacontroller and something just wasn't right, then you just might be a reefneck (yes, true story, and it was a real problem)

HDAlien

miwoodar · #**668** 10/12/2006, 03:42 PM

If you've told the wife you don't need a new (noun here) with the hope that it would free up future tank cash flow you might be a reefneck.

...Especially when you really needed it. For instance, new tires for the car...

HDAlien · #**669** 10/12/2006, 04:05 PM

If the clerk who works the seafood counter at the store sees your wife coming and asks how your stingray is, she just might be married to a reefneck (also true).

HDAlien

melev · #**670** 10/12/2006, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mfp4073
You might be a reefneck if......

you look over at the margarita on the bar next to you with disgust due to the "salt creep" on the lip.

Raphael · #**671** 10/13/2006, 03:08 AM

You might be a reefneck if:

You turn up at work with salt stuck to your fingers and they think you've taken drugs.

miwoodar · #**672** 10/13/2006, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Saltyaddiction
If your Bathroom reading Material is a Aquarium Supply Catalog!

That is sooooo true.....

miwoodar · #**673** 10/13/2006, 09:49 AM

...if you are legitimately disappointed that you noticed this thread only after it got to page 27...

STEELERFAN747 · #**674** 10/13/2006, 05:33 PM

If while on vacation, you consider lfs as tourist attractions

STEELERFAN747 · #**675** 10/13/2006, 05:36 PM

If when you hear the news urging you to stock up on emergency water and supplies , and your thinking about your tank.