thrlride for president!!!!

[Steve_B]

I herby nominate Mr. thrlride for the President of the United States of America. He will run under the saltwater fish guy independent ticket. He has assured me that when elected he will provide coffee and donuts and $1 million to each and every one of us that post here in the lounge. In order to get things started we will need volunteers to help in the campaign.
If you are interested in jumping aboard please post a reply in this thread.

Steve

[thrlride]

[god_of_wolves]

Ohhhh What the Heck....
I'll second the motion?

Can I be Vice Pres? I cant spel eithir!!!

[Steve_B]

Spelling or being able to put together a coherent sentence are obviously not requirements for high governmental positions.
So yes, Mr. god_of_wolves has seconded the motion and is hereby nominated as vice president. We now need to second the motion for Mr. god_of_wolves as vice president.

[zenguitar]

I'll second god of wolves but can we do one of those "rock the vote" campaigns they seem like fun.

[beerguy]

Reef Central does not allow posts that are political in nature.

Please discontinue this unsanctioned election or face being flogged with a dead herring.

[Q-ball]

Since I envy BeerGuy, I'll allow this post. But only if you bump my share to $2 million Otherwise, you'll WISH I was just using a dead herring

[wee-reefer]

I shall nominate you, thrlride, to be thy president and govern all that lie beneth us for a term of four years, no more, no less, the term of governing shall be four. And when thou ist governing, thou shall repeal that silly little law about not being able to fling those very small pickles on sunday mornings after a snowstorm.

[thrlride]

Q, you shall receive the previously mentioned 2 mil payable at 1 mil my first presidential term and then 1 mil in my second term.

[RicksReefs]

can i head up the PAC (piscine action committee)?
i promise to only siphon off enough to keep me
in halides & bentleys for life

[thrlride]

LOL, sure, I have a HUGE budget planned. Nothing but black budgets for me. None of this red crap.

[god_of_wolves]

Speaking of ruling, where has the SPKOM been?

[Q-ball]

Originally posted by Q-ball
Since I envy BeerGuy, I'll allow this post. But only if you bump my share to $2 million Otherwise, you'll WISH I was just using a dead herring

Works for me!

[Steve_B]

Mr. thrlride, can you tell us what other changes you will be making once elected? Oh, and all of the others that have joined Mr. thrlrides cabinet, feel free to state the changes you will make as well. I have already written the pickle throwing thing down for future reference.

[Steve_B]

Originally posted by wee-reefer
I shall nominate you, thrlride, to be thy president and govern all that lie beneth us for a term of four years, no more, no less, the term of governing shall be four. And when thou ist governing, thou shall repeal that silly little law about not being able to fling those very small pickles on sunday mornings after a snowstorm.

I can't figure out if this statement was made in biblical terminology or if it's a quote from a Monty Python movie.

[thrlride]

First order of business will be to not allow companies to outsource to other nations.
Second order of business will be to limit the salary of CEO's to that of which does not exceed 20x the lowest paid employee of said company.

[RicksReefs]

i'll lobby to tax petco's & the rest $1 for every dead fish
they have. that should keep the coffers in the black.

[bmcelhinn]

WOOHOOO, I'm goin to DISNEYLAND!!!!

Oh wait, he said thrlride not bmcelhinn

You got my votes!

[Steve_B]

I think Mr. bmcelhinn needs a place in this administration as well. Well what do you want to be? We still have some high up positions to fill.


Those guys on the West Wing aint gonna have nuttin on this admin.

[thrlride]

Originally posted by bmcelhinn
WOOHOOO, I'm goin to DISNEYLAND!!!!

Oh wait, he said thrlride not bmcelhinn

You got my votes!

What position would you like to fill?

We have the president, we have the VP.

I think we need a secretary of defense.

[Steve_B]

One of the gear heads here needs to do something with the motorcade. Some really cool high performance cars would be good. Of course they would have to be equipped with the usual bulletproof glass, ejector seats, automatic rifles that pop out someplace, rocket launchers and so on.

[thrlride]

We will also get rid of CARB. Cheaper gas prices for Cali!

[god_of_wolves]

Mr. President, I kindly request the dissambly of the organization currently known as PETA.

Also, we need someone in charge of Heath and Human Services.

[thrlride]

PETA is disbanded! See how easy that is?

[god_of_wolves]

Yeah baby...... I like this!!!

Next!!!