DensityMan,
You really should consider finding one of Tim's descendants... You're going to have rioting Reef Central fans any day now, I can feel the pressure building.
When I first started reading your posts, I knew it was a great read, I just had no idea the reaction you'd get from Tim's antics. Definitely one of the best RC threads EVER posted!
All HAIL Tim, god of destruction and misanthropy!