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Q: Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?
A: So he can park in a handicapped zone!
Did you hear that the OJ Simpson trial was moving to Georgia?? ...... Yep! They wanted to move it to a place where they knew nothing about football.
One day, two University of Georgia students were out turkey hunting for Thanksgiving. One of the students starts having a stroke and he thinks he is dieing, and he passes out. The other kid calls the police and says: "Hello, I think my partner here is dead - he isn't moving or anything." The operator replies: "Ok, its ok, go up to him and make sure he is dead." You hear a silence then all of a sudden you hear...BOOM! BOOM! The student comes back on the phone and says: "Yah, I took care of that, what now?"
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Grim tells it like it is.
Last year the SEC was the strongest conference but overrated. This year they were just overrated.
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