You should be tarred and feathered, Paul.
My Dear Newbies,
I've had to put up with Paul for years. Too many to mention.
He is a black spot on all of reefdom and each summer I pray that his boat sinks; taking all aboard into the depth of Long Island Sound. Anyhow, about February I shall feature his "tar skimmer" when I talk about that subject. After all, where would you think N.Y. would dump its old asphalt?