Here is what yo do:
Officer: "Hey, you can't collect octopus in tidepools!"
You: "I'm not officer, these are pet octopus of mine that I bring down to the beach once a week to let them go for a swim"
Officer: "Oh sure - this I gotta see!"
You: "Go for a swim my little pets!"
Officer: "Yeah, but what do you do to get your octopus back in the bucket?"
You: "Octopus?, what octopus?"
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