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My rules for Men
If you can have them for women, I can have them for men... these may be bias since My boyfriend does all the work, but here are my rules:
We may love the hobby and even shop and aquascape with you... In my case.... even have OCD moments just like you... but our lives cannot revolve around the fish tank.
Yes I love the fish, but try not to take over the freezer with their food... and don't spill your defrosted food in my fridge.
If you are going to purify your own water, try not to flood the house.
Please try to stick to a 1 to 1 ratio of fish tanks to rooms.
If you must cure rock... do it outside or in the garage...
If your coral stings you because you are too stupid or manly to wear gloves, don't expect my pity.
If you have a reef tank, don't get aggervated when we like a fish that isn't reef safe... Women like pretty things... either squeeze a fish only tank into your 1 to 1 ratio or let us down gently...
If you sell us on the idea that a tank is for me, and that I am going to aquascape and maintain it, aside from water changes..... keep your hands out of my tank.
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