You might be a reefneck
 

You might be a reefneck

If your living room has more plumbing than your kitchen, bathroom, and laundry room combined..



And go lets here em folks:bum: :rollface:

You might be a reefneck

If it's a good idea to wear spf 45 sunscreen in your living room.

you might be a reefneck
 

if your fish drink and bathe in cleaner water than you do..

You might be a reefneck

If you skip lunch for a week to buy a new coral

If you have more food in your fidge for the tank then you do for yourself

You might be a reefneck

If your wife ask you for a 100 dollor rock and you take her to the LFS instead of a jewelry store...

If the electric company has ever called you and asked if you would like a substation put in your backyard.....

You might be a reefneck.

If your best friend calls you up and tells you they have crabs and you respond with "are they reef safe"....

You might be a reefneck

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kbmdale [/i]
[B]If your best friend calls you up and tells you they have crabs and you respond with "6 leg or 8 leg?"....

You might be a reefneck [/B][/QUOTE]

If your wife wont sleep with you because you "smell like salt and stinky stuff, Go sleep on the couch" (direct qoute from my wife, no kidding)

If you have ever asked your Tax preparer if fish supplies can be included as child support!!!!

You might be a reefneck

If you've ever had visitors to your home smell your skimmate.

If people come to visit your tank more than they come to actually see you.

You might be a reefneck if...

...you find it fun to use a flashlight to look at the "little squigly things" in the tank at 3am in the morning.

...you would pay a small fortune for "ugly" rocks.

If you carry a picture of your reef tank in your wallet...
Then you might be a reefneck

you might be a reefneck if...

You have more money in your tank than in your bank account

You might be a reefneck...

If you go on and on at school about how cool Acropora efflorenscens is.

you might be a reefneck.......

if your living room is starting to look like like a pet store because of all the tanks you have set up

You might be a reefneck.......


If you own more than 3 empty garbage cans that have never had garbage in them.

ahhhhhhhhhhh yahhhhhhhhhhhh here we go
ya'll might be a reefneck if ya-
1. have salt creep on your fore-arms
2.you look at tanks w/ out holes in them as a waste of money
3.ya got no pickles of any sort- but ya got 20 pickle buckets laying around
4.you take back bottles and cans the day after your fav. shop gets its shipment
5.every vessel you see has some magical reef use
6.you are dreaming about pvc
7.you always ask what discount the help may get at the store you are in(future partime job?)
8.you have many tanks-not even set up
9.if you pick out random people and ask them if "they are into reefs?"-just in case
10.you canstantly are checking the sales and trade forums to make sur eyou get first whack at that new equip. for sale
11.you stand at the bottom of an offramp with a sign that says "will work for acropora"

[QUOTE]Registered: Mar 2005[/QUOTE]
thats awsome!

still having a hard time w/ quotes

[QUOTE]If you own more than 3 empty garbage cans that have never had garbage in them[/QUOTE]

You might be a reefneck....

If when visiting your grandmother in the hospital you are more interested in stealing an IV drip line to use for your auto top off.

If you drive around your neighborhood looking for that undistinguishable blue glow coming from a house,

You might be a reefneck.