Top Ten Things You Think Your Friends Are Thinking While Watching Your Tank...
 

Other then the obvious "Hey look! Escargot and Shrimp Cocktail!", which never gets old from my obviously hungry and blood thirsty friends, I have reached the following hypothesis for their thoughts when looking at my tank:

"If he goes hungry by spending all his money on this thing, why should I when dinner is so close to being served!"

This may be the paranoia talking, but I think I will be installing some sort of security or electrical fencing, or something.

fiftyfive of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada