A joke for you BrianD

[Martyn]

BrianD A return joke for the joke about the bake beans. http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/fart.gif
Martyn.

A little old lady went to the doctor and said, Doc, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't bother me that much.
They never smell and they are always silent. As a mater of fact, I've passed gas at least twenty times since I've been in your office.
You didn't know that of course, because they are silent and don't smell.
The doctor said, I see. Tell you what, take these pills and come back next week.
The lady went back the following week and said,
Doc, I don't know what you gave me, but know when I pass gas, although they are still silent, they stink something awful!
The doctor said, "Good. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we Can work on your hearing.


[This message has been edited by Martyn (edited 08-22-2000).]

[horge]

Phhewwwww!!!
I suppose that's one gas whose price they'll never hike up.

[BrianD]

ROTFLMAO :)

Nothing like a good fart joke.

Just curious....do fish fart?

[Merlin]

I don't know if fish do but I have to cockatoos that do.

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[Habib]

Just curious....do fish fart?


Did you find that out yet?

[serjuanca88]

im willing to bet they emit some sort of intestinal gas, just like any other creature.

[avshockey311]

Merlin--I thought birds can't fart...like the alka-seltzer thing. I'm pretty sure they can't relieve themselves by burping or tooting, but I could be wrong.

[keckles]

I think you may have that confused with the fact the birds can't pee. But I am not sure...

[BrianD]

My opinion hasn't changed from a few years ago. You can't beat a good fart joke. Bad ones really stink, though.

[Freed]

ROTFLMAODBUWZPLGHNBOV:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[avshockey311]

OMG, I just looked at the original post date!! This was an old one!

[BrianD]

ROTFLMAODBUWZPLGHNBOV

Ok, I can't be the only one wondering.....

[otolith]

Originally posted by Freed
ROTFLMAODBUWZPLGHNBOV:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think he was laughing so hard after typing in "ROTFLMAO" that he ended up blowing chunks that hit the keyboard, and that's the end result...

[BrianD]

Originally posted by otolith
I think he ended up blowing chunks .

OK, I know you are a doctor and all, but do you have to use such complicated medical terminology? Now I am going to have to look that up in my medical dictionary.

[otolith]

I'll be sure to dumb it down a little more for you next time.


/hangs head in shame for letting his superior medical knowledge show through :(

[joeychitwood]

Originally posted by BrianD
OK, I know you are a doctor and all, but do you have to use such complicated medical terminology? Now I am going to have to look that up in my medical dictionary. OK Brian, "to blow chunks:" woof, hurl, spew, ralph, vomit, upchuck, barf, honk, purge, cast, puke, chunder, throw up, gag, heave, barking turkey, air the diced carrots, toss cookies, spiff biscuits, blow donuts, clean house, spit bits, facial diarrhea, fling floor pie, get a refund on your lunch, multi-colored yawn, protein spill, talking to god on the big white telephone, pop a gastric zit or rainbow parfait.

[dc]

Ewwwwww, thanks for sharing! Another thread I have to quit reading!!:p

[Freed]

Originally posted by joeychitwood
OK Brian, "to blow chunks:" woof, hurl, spew, ralph, vomit, upchuck, barf, honk, purge, cast, puke, chunder, throw up, gag, heave, barking turkey, air the diced carrots, toss cookies, spiff biscuits, blow donuts, clean house, spit bits, facial diarrhea, fling floor pie, get a refund on your lunch, multi-colored yawn, protein spill, talking to god on the big white telephone, pop a gastric zit or rainbow parfait.

ROTFLMAODBUWZPLGHNBOV:lol: :lol: :lol: BWAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[BrianD]

Please, no letting things hang in the Lounge. This is a family friendly forum (FFF).

That is a lot of "F"s. Let's see who can make the longest sentence using only words that start with "F".

Frank faced Fifi (fiance) feeling fortunate fiber facilitates fragrant flatulence, for foul fermentation (fogging friends) frequently followed flushes.

[BrianD]

Hey Joey, you jumped in front of me. That makes me want to vurp.

[Habib]

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[dc]

Fools farting fathom fantasies for future flatulance finding few followers!

[Ludwigia73]

And we're wondering how come the board's slowing down... Habib???

[BrianD]

I had something to say, but I would have had to ban myself.

[kfra]

ROTFLMAODBUWZPLGHNBOV

what does it mean

[Jamesurq]

ROTFLMAODBUWZPLGHNBOV - what does it mean?

Reminiscent of the fruitless links my aunt offered, dumb bastard used web zines pathetically, leaving good humor no basis of value.

Or something to that effect

[Scuba_Dave]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=3688392#post3688392 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Habib
Just curious....do fish fart?
Did you find that out yet?

Still waiting for an answer

[dc]

First Joey now Dave! This thread is good for about every 2 years it seems.