O. Eye
09/06/2003, 11:16 PM
A.) After suggesting it was about time you two checked out the bed, your date enthusiastically directs your attention to 4 - 6 inches of sand at the bottom of their tank.
B.) They tell you they can't afford to get you anything 'nice' but somehow manage to purchase a $700 chiller.
C.) Their web browser's default homepage is set to some kind of 'central reef' something or other.
D.) Whenever you embrace you notice that one shirtsleeve is always dripping wet.
E.) You're flattered when they tell you your breath smells of the finest skimmate.
F.) When the power goes and you hint at a candlelit evening of romance, your suggestion is met with a panicked, "How can you even think about that right now!?!
G.) You complain to your girlfriends that he can't remember your eye color but knows the scientific name for 'every little weed' in his fish tank.
H.) They refuse to move in with you because they can't move their tank.
I.) After seeing Finding Nemo together, they go on and on about how unrealistic it was.
J.) They break up with you because you cannot properly pronounce the word anemone.
K.) They refer to your backside as your sump.
B.) They tell you they can't afford to get you anything 'nice' but somehow manage to purchase a $700 chiller.
C.) Their web browser's default homepage is set to some kind of 'central reef' something or other.
D.) Whenever you embrace you notice that one shirtsleeve is always dripping wet.
E.) You're flattered when they tell you your breath smells of the finest skimmate.
F.) When the power goes and you hint at a candlelit evening of romance, your suggestion is met with a panicked, "How can you even think about that right now!?!
G.) You complain to your girlfriends that he can't remember your eye color but knows the scientific name for 'every little weed' in his fish tank.
H.) They refuse to move in with you because they can't move their tank.
I.) After seeing Finding Nemo together, they go on and on about how unrealistic it was.
J.) They break up with you because you cannot properly pronounce the word anemone.
K.) They refer to your backside as your sump.