kaiyokanman28
09/04/2003, 10:12 AM
- Your first date ends in titrating and testing their tank water for ammonia, alkalinity, and calcium levels.
- When you go out for sushi, your date asks for a take-home box with some nori in it for their tangs.
- Instead of flowers, you get flowerpot coral.
- Instead of going and meeting their parents, you're taken to meet their LFS owner.
- There's no furniture or food in the house but there are 300, 400, and 500 gallon tanks along each of the walls.
- The lingerie he buys you has the Reef Central logo on it.
- You're convinced their cologne or perfume is Eau de Skimate.
- For Valentine's Day, you're given a Rose Anenome.
- Instead of trying to tear his attention away from Monday Night Football, you're trying to tear it away from his reef tank.
- Their family photo album consists of photos of clownfish, tangs, zoanthids, and acros.
- When you go out for sushi, your date asks for a take-home box with some nori in it for their tangs.
- Instead of flowers, you get flowerpot coral.
- Instead of going and meeting their parents, you're taken to meet their LFS owner.
- There's no furniture or food in the house but there are 300, 400, and 500 gallon tanks along each of the walls.
- The lingerie he buys you has the Reef Central logo on it.
- You're convinced their cologne or perfume is Eau de Skimate.
- For Valentine's Day, you're given a Rose Anenome.
- Instead of trying to tear his attention away from Monday Night Football, you're trying to tear it away from his reef tank.
- Their family photo album consists of photos of clownfish, tangs, zoanthids, and acros.