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kaiyokanman28
07/14/2003, 02:53 PM
- You can't tell the difference between your tank water and what's in your protein skimmer's collection cup.

- PITA is sending you hate-mail and demanding better water conditions for your Damsels.

- Your neighbors come over and marvel at how your tank looks just like your front lawn.

- Your fish have developed the habit of carrying machettes and wearing bush hats.

- The aipasta have built condos and highrises to take care of the overpopulation problem.

- You start to wonder where the duckweed came from on the surface of the water.

- When you suspect that the fish in your dentist's tank are plotting to escape by stuffing a piece of gravel in the filter.

- Your neighbor comes over, looks at your tank, and says "You know, in Chicago, they dye the Chicago River green on St. Patty's Day...I've never heard of aquarists doing it..."

- When looking at your tank suddenly reminds you that you need to go outside and prune the hedges.

- When you receive a wet note tied to a wet rock from your fish demanding better living conditions.

Cheers!

Andy :wildone: