JustDavidP
07/07/2003, 12:51 PM
10. Your bristleworms need to join weight-watchers.
9. The empty shells lining your reef tank are decorated with "vacancy" signs.
8. Your tang and clowns form a picketing line, holding out for Lysmata.
7. The diatom bloom in your tank makes the aquascape look more like downtown Bagdad.
6. The only place coralline algae seems to survive is on the heaters!
5. The only feasible way of controlling your algae problem seems to involve introducing goats or sheep!
4. You find that your tank is better suited for Mercenaria mercenaria (Atlantic Quahogs) rather than Tridacnids.
3. The layers of sand and cyano in your tank make you think of peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches.
2. Your SPS are volunteering to be fragged and/or traded.
And the number one sign that you know you need a clean up crew is......
1. Your guest points out that "The rock in the center with the green stuff growing on it resembles Don King".
David Perry (JustDavidP)
9. The empty shells lining your reef tank are decorated with "vacancy" signs.
8. Your tang and clowns form a picketing line, holding out for Lysmata.
7. The diatom bloom in your tank makes the aquascape look more like downtown Bagdad.
6. The only place coralline algae seems to survive is on the heaters!
5. The only feasible way of controlling your algae problem seems to involve introducing goats or sheep!
4. You find that your tank is better suited for Mercenaria mercenaria (Atlantic Quahogs) rather than Tridacnids.
3. The layers of sand and cyano in your tank make you think of peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches.
2. Your SPS are volunteering to be fragged and/or traded.
And the number one sign that you know you need a clean up crew is......
1. Your guest points out that "The rock in the center with the green stuff growing on it resembles Don King".
David Perry (JustDavidP)