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intekhab
03/10/2003, 06:00 PM
1. You apply for a new credit card simply to remove those coralline algae from the glass easily

2. Quit eating fish and sea food because they remind you of your reef inhabitants

3. Turn your 21" Sony monitor into a Nano Reef

4. Urinate in the Tank to speed up the cycle by providing high concentration of ammonia (ok, this one might be too sick and dirty) :p

5. Crowd your key ring with LFS discount/member cards

6. For firstborn's baby shower, register with LFS rather than Baby's R Us

7. Your family forces you to check into a rehab

8. Setup Reefcentral as your Internet Start page at home, at work and in your Palmtop

9. Drink tank water to test for salinity

10. You have lost your job, home, wife, custody battle but still look like the happiest guy on Earth because your clownfish just spawn